Herman Hessian Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/21/2018 at 23:48, jimmy boo said: the girl in front showed her ticket and made a point of showing her phone screen with some message which seemed to be some kind of in the know lesbian thing. The conductor just smiled knowingly and walked on. I deduced the girl was a bit of a fruit loop. you sure it was a message she was showing, and not just her pie and bovril nostalgia mobile phone case ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 They’re allowing lesbians on trains now? What the hell is the world coming to? They should have been at home making their men's tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 What is with women blethering on their phones on quiet carriages? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Archie McSquackle said: women There's your issue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Archie McSquackle said: What is with women blethering on their phones on quiet carriages? They're taught as little girls that if they don't keep their mouths moving, they'll heal up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 On 24/10/2018 at 08:04, Herman Hessian said: you sure it was a message she was showing, and not just her pie and bovril nostalgia mobile phone case ? HOpefully one with this on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Apparently this never posted first so apologies if this is a double post;I’m about to board a train without a pre-journey pint for the first time in as long as I can remember. #prayforNJ2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Ps, I’ve no headphones or book. This could be hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: Ps, I’ve no headphones or book. This could be hell. I've sent a STAT ASAP message to the trolley guy. Hope you have some change, he's a bit short. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Ps, I’ve no headphones or book. This could be hell. Noseclip? We're with you. From the 1728 GLC > AYR train, earphones in, phone as book proxy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 I've sent a STAT ASAP message to the trolley guy. Hope you have some change, he's a bit short.I’m abstaining until Sunday hence the no pint. Not a time issue, I went for a fuckin coffee before the train! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 31 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Ps, I’ve no headphones or book. This could be hell. Books and trains don't mix. It's hard to keep colouring within the lines when the carriage is shaking. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Books and trains don't mix. It's hard to keep colouring within the lines when the carriage is shaking.Bugger! Left my crayons in the house as well. God sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Bugger! Left my crayons in the house as well. God sake. Fucking tube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Bugger! Left my crayons in the house as well. God sake. youre not having a good day then mate! could always try and make conversation with the folk about you?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 1 minute ago, ah-dee said: 11 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Bugger! Left my crayons in the house as well. God sake. youre not having a good day then mate! could always try and make conversation with the folk about you?? The answer. Become the c**t on a train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Fucking tube. I know! Left my heating on the timer at home as well. Absolutely wonderful work from me this morning. youre not having a good day then mate! could always try and make conversation with the folk about you??I’m not a mentalist. I’ll just take a slagging from online trolls like Stella. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 I’m not a mentalist. I’ll just take a slagging from online trolls like Stella. i once burst out laughing on a train from aberdeen whilst reading the "shitting yourself" thread so sure everyone thought i was the mentalist. tried to hold it in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Noseclip? We're with you. From the 1728 GLC > AYR train, earphones in, phone as book proxy.Unfortunately not as the person in front isn’t too fragrant. I shall not declare my train in case any weirdos from P&B are on it. Last time brother blades was eyeing me up without making himself known. I had cans on that train. I miss train cans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Improvement report! The solid wid not that was stationed next to me has disembarked. Things are looking up for NJ2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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