jimmy boo Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: What's the etiquette for holding a seat for someone too stupid and slow to get there first? Yesterday's train home, one seat left but some snooty looking, middle aged Weirdo goth has her bag on it. Twice I ask her to kindly move her stuff and get total dingyed. This train is packed out. A moment later, pushing his way past many disgruntled passengers comes some smelly, fat, 20 something with a blue's Brothers hat trying to make himself look hipster. They're a couple clearly. Forgetting myself I call them c***s and move on to find a nice seat on the stairs. First come first seated no? If you're too fat and stupid to get on first, tough shit no? Or should I make some "train friends Ohhhhh friends" in the hope of grabbing a seat during rush hour? The ignorant bint should've had the decency to explain the situation. Ergo....she is a definite c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: What's the etiquette for holding a seat for someone too stupid and slow to get there first? Yesterday's train home, one seat left but some snooty looking, middle aged Weirdo goth has her bag on it. Twice I ask her to kindly move her stuff and get total dingyed. This train is packed out. A moment later, pushing his way past many disgruntled passengers comes some smelly, fat, 20 something with a blue's Brothers hat trying to make himself look hipster. They're a couple clearly. Forgetting myself I call them c***s and move on to find a nice seat on the stairs. First come first seated no? If you're too fat and stupid to get on first, tough shit no? Or should I make some "train friends Ohhhhh friends" in the hope of grabbing a seat during rush hour? F**z*n surely? P.S. It's ok in my book to hold a seat for a partner. If you asked her in Fifer she was entitled to blank you. Edited March 23, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 32 minutes ago, welshbairn said: F**z*n surely? Was just about to say: perhaps Stellaboz doesn't speak Kolnish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Not yet. c**t seems to cross the language barrier well enough!Only proper Kolnish I know is kamelle and it wasn't appropriate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 8 hours ago, Torpar said: It's common courtesy on crowded subway trains here for people to take their backpacks off and put them at their feet, there are notices on the train and announcements asking people to do this too. There are plenty of people who don't who are of course c***s, yesterday day the king of the c***s got on my train, wearing on his back on of those backpack/baby carrier deals that middle class couples seem to have. This champ kept it on his back the whole train ride, even though there was no baby in there. Miscarriage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Not yet. c**t seems to cross the language barrier well enough!Only proper Kolnish I know is kamelle and it wasn't appropriate Kamelle toe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Ant McPartlin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 7 hours ago, jimmy boo said: 7 hours ago, Torpar said: I was tempted to ask him "are you forgetting something?" just for the #bantz So it's folk who are standing? Does sound like cuntish behaviour. Not taking yer bag off if the train is busy is defo cuntish behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 6 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Not taking yer bag off if the train is busy is defo cuntish behaviour What if there's a bomb in it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 6 c***s on the 10.11 to Inverness. Vacating at Perth 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 On the train to Aberdeen. The utterly gormless accents from some Montrose woman and her kids who just boarded at Dundee are magnificent. Grating, but magnificent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 I seen something last night about the town being in danger of permanent flooding.Back in the sea they go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 The rail bridge into Montrose is sinking , maybe the whole town is slowly submerging ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 40 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I seen something last night about the town being in danger of permanent flooding. Back in the sea they go. Hopefully not. Links Park is on my “grounds I’ve not yet been to” list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Not so much a c**t on a train but a train being a c**t. Seat reserved this morning. Coach D apparently. Cuntrain rolls into Dundee with coaches A, B, C, B, A. c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Not so much a c**t on a train but a train being a c**t. Seat reserved this morning. Coach D apparently. Cuntrain rolls into Dundee with coaches A, B, C, B, A. c**t. You'll get the message eventually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Not so much a c**t on a train but a train being a c**t. Seat reserved this morning. Coach D apparently. Cuntrain rolls into Dundee with coaches A, B, C, B, A. c**t. The normal coach is out of useSent from my F5321 using Pie and Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Some hipster on the train wearing football boots with thon long moulded studs. Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Not so much a c**t on a train but a train being a c**t. Seat reserved this morning. Coach D apparently. Cuntrain rolls into Dundee with coaches A, B, C, B, A. c**t. Isn't that the theme from Close Encounters? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 12, 2018 Author Share Posted June 12, 2018 Last Thursday on the 18.41 Edinburgh to Perth train it was again two annoying females. Big, fat, ugly, unhealthy looking and tattooed. They talked for the entire duration of the journey in loud voices. They got off at Kirkcaldy. They had driven to Kirkcaldy - presumably from somewhere else in Fife - by following a friend to the station. They were now unsure how to get home. During the timetabled 48 minute journey the slightly more chatty one received two phone calls from what I presume was her teenage daughter. To be fair her parenting skills didn’t seem entirely shite as she did care what time of night her daughter was back in doors, but she seemed a pretty shouty parent. I hadn’t been bad, but I felt like I was being chastised. Evidently the daughters pal’s dad doesn’t care what happens to his daughter as he spend all his time in “The Masons”. Not unnaturally Uber Fogbeast 2 thought this meant The Masons, but it’s actually a pub somewhere in Fife. Anyone care to guess which village in Fife they are from? The highlight was Fogbeast 1 describing “smouldering eyes” to Uber Fogbeast 2. These are evidently “come to bed eyes” that her and a pal were giving to random punters in the pub. I can only imagine the horror. Anyway. I can still recall most of this conversation 5 days on, which shows what an abysmal social life I have and possibly also that my memory isn’t completely fucked. People talking for an entire 48 minute journey (and the rest) in loud voice mode can give a man a bit of a headache. Bonus marks to Scotrail for extending the journey by holding us directly outside Stark’s Park for another 2-3 minutes. c**t rating: 10 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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