NJ2 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 No she's a fucking moron. Think Keith Lard from Phoenix Nights in female form.She likes dogs? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Just now, NJ2 said: She likes dogs? That was never confirmed either way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Never understood the need for water coolers. What's wrong with the tap?Instant cold water, especially in a big building with miles of plumbing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 (edited) I've seen an increase in weirdos brushing their teeth in the work toilets*. Is this standard practice now? *in case there was any doubt, I mean the sinks, not the toilet bowl itself. Edited October 9, 2018 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 8 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I've seen an increase in weirdos brushing their teeth in the work toilets*. Is this standard practice now? *in case there was any doubt, I mean the sinks, not the toilet bowl itself. There's a lad at my work who does this, he loves himself though and uses that bleaching stuff for his teeth. He also played for Rangers (RIP). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Jason King said: I always fill from the tap and some "wag" must always comment on this. Had arranged a meeting last week and had 15 attendees coming in from across the country - took some milk from the fridge for their tea and coffees and then around an hour into the meeting someone came barging into the room and claimed the milk whilst saying "thats the bottle that has to remain in the fridge" and swapping it. Complete fuckwittery. 2 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: Sounds like you could have a Gem. Definitely not - she would have said "Please", "Thank you", "Many thanks" and "Cheers, thank you". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 26 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I've seen an increase in weirdos brushing their teeth in the work toilets*. Is this standard practice now? *in case there was any doubt, I mean the sinks, not the toilet bowl itself. You have an issue with someone brushing their teeth at work in the bathroom ? Call me old fashioned, but I prefer to brush mine at home (once in the morning and again before bed). Edited October 9, 2018 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 It's slightly unusual, but not necessarily OFTW behavior. Although, brushing your teeth whilst a colleague is squeezing out a honking shite would probably be a bit weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 31 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: It's slightly unusual, but not necessarily OFTW behavior. Although, brushing your teeth whilst a colleague is squeezing out a honking shite would probably be a bit weird. On that note, just hearing your work colleague having a shite in general is very harrowing. One minute you're chatting about what you got up to at the weekend beside the water cooler (which has just been refilled with a new bottle), the next minute you're having a pish and he rushes in and drops his fucking guts in the cubical behind you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 (edited) Slightly related to the teeth thing, a guy in the admin office downstairs, lets call him Steve, can be found having a shave (electric) and eating dry cereal from a tupperware bowl around 9.05 every morning. So so so much wrong going on there all in one go. ETA this is sitting at his desk, not in the bogs. Edited October 9, 2018 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Slightly related to the teeth thing, a guy in the admin office downstairs, lets call him Steve, can be found having a shave (electric) and eating dry cereal from a tupperware bowl around 9.05 every morning. So so so much wrong going on there all in one go. ETA this is sitting at his desk, not in the bogs.He probably sleeps in his car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, welshbairn said: 24 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Slightly related to the teeth thing, a guy in the admin office downstairs, lets call him Steve, can be found having a shave (electric) and eating dry cereal from a tupperware bowl around 9.05 every morning. So so so much wrong going on there all in one go. ETA this is sitting at his desk, not in the bogs. He probably sleeps in his car. He blames it on the massively long commute that he undertakes every day. From Carnoustie. In a nutshell, hes a lazy c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I've seen an increase in weirdos brushing their teeth in the work toilets*. Is this standard practice now? *in case there was any doubt, I mean the sinks, not the toilet bowl itself. You have an issue with someone brushing their teeth at work in the bathroom ? I've never worked anywhere that had a bathroom. Toilets yes, but there was never any bath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: He blames it on the massively long commute that he undertakes every day. From Carnoustie. In a nutshell, hes a lazy c**t. This seems to be a running theme in your workplace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 On 04/10/2018 at 13:50, Dindeleux said: Is DAFC not the guy who is the well known wet blanket? Wet blanket and claims to have been bullied by virtually everyone he’s ever worked with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: This seems to be a running theme in your workplace. And stupidity. Contacted the same person this morning to say I have company X who will be visiting at 5pm tonight, can you please forward them on a parking permit. Silly c**t stuck one in the post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mathematics Posted October 9, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2018 My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. 48 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Apologies if that has been posted before. Maybe by the guy that used to work with them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Very, very harsh on Velma who you just ken is an absolute go’er when the mood takes her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: Very, very harsh on Velma who you just ken is an absolute go’er when the mood takes her. Aye, a go'er with a strap on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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