Busta Nut Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 I go a walk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Woman in my team at work thinks she runs the place and takes every opportunity to tell people what they should be doing for the day (we all already know our jobs) my actual manager has gone on holiday so I can tell she's gonna get an absolute power boner and start kicking off. I haven't even started my shift yet and i'm getting told what i'm due to do today. and before you all ask, not a wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Woman in my team at work thinks she runs the place and takes every opportunity to tell people what they should be doing for the day (we all already know our jobs) my actual manager has gone on holiday so I can tell she's gonna get an absolute power boner and start kicking off. I haven't even started my shift yet and i'm getting told what i'm due to do today. and before you all ask, not a wid.Have you tried telling her to GTF? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Just now, Bairnardo said: 6 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: Woman in my team at work thinks she runs the place and takes every opportunity to tell people what they should be doing for the day (we all already know our jobs) my actual manager has gone on holiday so I can tell she's gonna get an absolute power boner and start kicking off. I haven't even started my shift yet and i'm getting told what i'm due to do today. and before you all ask, not a wid. Have you tried telling her to GTF? Yeah in a very polite way. I'm close to boot in the pie territory now though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Same guy as always. Going on holiday to Ayia Napa. "Is it sorer getting a tattoo abroad than it is here?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Same guy as always. Going on holiday to Ayia Napa. "Is it sorer getting a tattoo abroad than it is here?" Emotionally sorer when you wake up the next day yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 21 hours ago, Busta Nut said: I go a walk Typo? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 The air conditioner in our canteen is broken. There's a sign on it saying Out of Order. Someone has added a 12 Angry Men-themed addendum to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 On 09/07/2019 at 10:48, ICTChris said: I don't think it's acceptable to eat arseholes at your desk. I know we all have to be open minded now but that's a step too far. Most folk save those kind of shenanigans for the Christmas party, surely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Two younger lads at my work (18 and 23ish) have started going to the sunbeds during their 30 min dinner break. I despair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 On 11/07/2019 at 17:02, MixuFixit said: I have somehow ended up getting regularly bugged by someone at work Misread that and was going to tell you you should probably speak to HR about that. Surely there's rules against that sort of stuf these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 34 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Two younger lads at my work (18 and 23ish) have started going to the sunbeds during their 30 min dinner break. I despair. ^^^ works at Indigo Sun Unless "going to the sunbeds" is a euphemism, in which case, jealousy isn't a good look. Your day, too, will come. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Witnessed someone microwave the water for their tea today, we have a perfectly functioning kettle in the office. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Witnessed someone microwave the water for their tea today, we have a perfectly functioning kettle in the office. There is some phenomenon with that where you can open the door and the wster looks ok, then you go to move it and it bursts into steam and scalds you. So there is hope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 36 minutes ago, Senor Bairn said: Witnessed someone microwave the water for their tea today, we have a perfectly functioning kettle in the office. What do they know that you don't? Spoiler They've been pishing in it, m9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 44 minutes ago, Senor Bairn said: Witnessed someone microwave the water for their tea today, we have a perfectly functioning kettle in the office. I've never done it for tea, but I have for coffee. It kinda makes the coffee / milk frothy when you add it. I call it a Council Cappuccino. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 YouTube should probably limit employees to three tabs of acid at the next office party: https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/07/08/man-shot-by-police-in-bodega-bay-amid-alleged-lsd-rampage-is-youtube-engineer/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 YouTube should probably limit employees to three tabs of acid at the next office party:https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/07/08/man-shot-by-police-in-bodega-bay-amid-alleged-lsd-rampage-is-youtube-engineer/If the rampage wasn’t filmed to get uploaded on to YouTube then they should just close the doors imo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 I go home for my lunch now as I live just 5 minutes away. Used to sit in the kitchen bit here with my old team but they would literally sit and chat about work and nothing else. Not even stuff that's relevant to them but about an email that somebody sent to the whole department about us needing a new first aider etc. Now I go home and have peace and quiet for 45 minutes and it is utter bliss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 36 minutes ago, The Minertaur said: I go home for my lunch now as I live just 5 minutes away. Used to sit in the kitchen bit here with my old team but they would literally sit and chat about work and nothing else. Not even stuff that's relevant to them but about an email that somebody sent to the whole department about us needing a new first aider etc. I tend to miss work nights out for this very reason, the only conversation there seems to be is work related, and as you say it won't even be things that are relevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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