GordonD Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: My daughter (13) said one of her school friends asked yesterday "What are Hearts and Hibs? Biscuits?". She must have been thinking of United. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 39 minutes ago, Dele said: Asked how much gas it took to "drown the Jews" during the war. "Like, did they have to fill the chambers right up?" Labour Party candidate in Dundee found! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 36 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: My daughter (13) said one of her school friends asked yesterday "What are Hearts and Hibs? Biscuits?". They're half right I suppose. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 7 hours ago, ICTChris said: He once sent me a YouTube video of someone revving the engine of a make of car he was thinking of buying. I’m still at a loss about it. Thats car foreplay for he wants to shag you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: Thats car foreplay for he wants to shag you That's what's know fondly as a Pipe to Pipe Bushman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: Thats car foreplay for he wants to shag you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Woman in the office today announced, at break time, that she was off to the tea room for "a cuppa and a choccy biccy"! Never before have I wanted to boot a 50-something year old woman in the pie as much as I did then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 11 hours ago, Sweaty Morph said: Woman in the office today announced, at break time, that she was off to the tea room for "a cuppa and a choccy biccy"! Never before have I wanted to boot a 50-something year old woman in the pie as much as I did then! Choccy choccy bic bic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Tell her virtually every shop bought biscuit these days has palm oil in it, so each choccy biccy has been paid for in orang utan blood. Ruin biscuits forever for her. Nevermind the microplastics in her tuna sandwich. Switched today from Dolce Gusto to Nespresso 100% compostable pods from the Eden Project so feeling a bit smug. The new machine will probably kill off a couple of polar bears though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 My car has multiple air bags and ABS, I'm pretty chuffed with that.Your car has a six pack? Weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Some wifey in my old job kept saying that she was going to 'Revs (Revolution) with the girls for drinkies' . Of course I'd play along; 'Revs for the bevs tonight is it Fiona?hahahahahahah2h3hahahah' 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: 'drinky-poos' Thats what I call my morning-after lavatorial visit tbf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 21 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Has anyone ever worked with someone who calls pints after work 'drinky-poos'? I work with a guy who calls his morning coffee by that name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Campa choo choo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Had a manager that called everyone sweetcheeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Has anyone ever worked with someone who calls pints after work 'drinky-poos'? I knew one manager who used that term all the time. As well as that he was plastered almost constantly, but having witnessed his antics I have to admit, although the guy was clearly a raging alcoholic he was also extremely hilarious in the workplace. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 I've just noticed that a colleague of mine is sitting wearing ear defenders. We work in an office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, The Minertaur said: I've just noticed that a colleague of mine is sitting wearing ear defenders. We work in an office. you must talk some amount of shit Edited May 8, 2019 by ajwffc 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 (edited) 20 hours ago, ajwffc said: you must talk some amount of shit Thankfully for me he sits at the other end of the office with about 25 people between us. Edited May 9, 2019 by The Minertaur For being a tit as pointed out by DAFC below 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Ah. The office end of the office.What? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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