supermik Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 22 minutes ago, ah-dee said: i feel for poor gems. dragged a big bag of rocks in to work for everyone to enjoy and will more than likely have to carry the same bag of rocks all the way home Still one of the best workplace pranks I seen. Somebody put a couple of bricks into a guys piece bag and he ended up carrying them all the way home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 hours ago, ali_91 said: Wait, wait, wait. What the f**k, is an evening brunch? What is that absolute nonsense? Two fucking pages since this was posted and nobody has pulled this c**t up on it, what is wrong with this place? Evening brunch. Jesus fucking wept. There's no such thing as an evening brunch. At best it would be called lunner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 34 minutes ago, Cerberus said: There's no such thing as an evening brunch. At best it would be called lunner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Don’t ask, it’s better that way. Is it an ex-pat excuse for traditional British piss up in the Gulf? Kedgeree being replaced with Stella? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 8 hours ago, ah-dee said: i feel for poor gems. dragged a big bag of rocks in to work for everyone to enjoy and will more than likely have to carry the same bag of rocks all the way home ....in empty milk cartons, strapped to her like a Yak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statts1976uk Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 9 hours ago, supermik said: Still one of the best workplace pranks I seen. Somebody put a couple of bricks into a guys piece bag and he ended up carrying them all the way home. We had a guy bring his girlfriend into the squadron building to try and impress her on their way to Aberdeen Airport and foolishly left their suitcases in the crew room. Some of the more mischievous technicians swapped the contents of his suitcase for manky overalls, small chock and general crap. He didn’t discover it until he got to his destination and I only found out when he phoned my office about 3 hours after he landed so he could put in a complaint! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 6 (six) emails received from one person in two weeks about a card & collection for a receptionist retiring... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 2 hours ago, statts1976uk said: We had a guy bring his girlfriend into the squadron building to try and impress her on their way to Aberdeen Airport and foolishly left their suitcases in the crew room. Some of the more mischievous technicians swapped the contents of his suitcase for manky overalls, small chock and general crap. He didn’t discover it until he got to his destination and I only found out when he phoned my office about 3 hours after he landed so he could put in a complaint! What is it about the armed forces that means they seem to exclusively attract complete c***s? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: What is it about the armed forces that means they seem to exclusively attract complete c***s? It's the uniforms, Which is quite handy for picking the c***s out from a distance and avoid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 35 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: It's the uniforms, Which is quite handy for picking the c***s out from a distance and avoid. Exactly - It's like those who complain about folk wearing football tops on holiday. It's to be encouraged IMHO for the reason mentioned above 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statts1976uk Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: What is it about the armed forces that means they seem to exclusively attract complete c***s? What rank did you rise to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, statts1976uk said: What rank did you rise to? The one where you start naming your bikes like they’re your children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 6 hours ago, statts1976uk said: We had a guy bring his girlfriend into the squadron building to try and impress her on their way to Aberdeen Airport and foolishly left their suitcases in the crew room. Some of the more mischievous technicians swapped the contents of his suitcase for manky overalls, small chock and general crap. He didn’t discover it until he got to his destination and I only found out when he phoned my office about 3 hours after he landed so he could put in a complaint! Is this supposed to be funny? It's not, it's absolute w**k behaviour and the culprits deserve an absolute hiding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 6 hours ago, statts1976uk said: We had a guy bring his girlfriend into the squadron building to try and impress her on their way to Aberdeen Airport and foolishly left their suitcases in the crew room. Some of the more mischievous technicians swapped the contents of his suitcase for manky overalls, small chock and general crap. He didn’t discover it until he got to his destination and I only found out when he phoned my office about 3 hours after he landed so he could put in a complaint! The behaviour of c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 6 hours ago, statts1976uk said: We had a guy bring his girlfriend into the squadron building to try and impress her on their way to Aberdeen Airport and foolishly left their suitcases in the crew room. Some of the more mischievous technicians swapped the contents of his suitcase for manky overalls, small chock and general crap. He didn’t discover it until he got to his destination and I only found out when he phoned my office about 3 hours after he landed so he could put in a complaint! It would be funny if he was their sergeant or wing commander. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 7 hours ago, statts1976uk said: We had a guy bring his girlfriend into the squadron building to try and impress her on their way to Aberdeen Airport and foolishly left their suitcases in the crew room. Some of the more mischievous technicians swapped the contents of his suitcase for manky overalls, small chock and general crap. He didn’t discover it until he got to his destination and I only found out when he phoned my office about 3 hours after he landed so he could put in a complaint! Gemma wouldn't do that. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statts1976uk Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 (edited) Didn’t say it was funny as this thread is about workplace bams and that is pretty bam behaviour, needless to say the culprits were identified and told to rectify the situation. Edited July 24, 2018 by statts1976uk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Still one of the best workplace pranks I seen. Somebody put a couple of bricks into a guys piece bag and he ended up carrying them all the way home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 2 hours ago, statts1976uk said: Didn’t say it was funny as this thread is about workplace bams and that is pretty bam behaviour, needless to say the culprits were identified and told to rectify the situation. Quick bit of self censorship there in case your colleagues/bosses read it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 2 hours ago, statts1976uk said: Didn’t say it was funny as this thread is about workplace bams and that is pretty bam behaviour, needless to say the culprits were identified and told to rectify the situation. Your initial post says he foolishly left it, and some mischievous people tampered with it. You were bigging it up, not outing them as bams. Don't come it. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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