Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 minute ago, The DA said: I've got the same underpants. I thought it was a gaily coloured tubular bandage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I thought it was a gaily coloured tubular bandage. That's what I thought. Like Shandon's big stripey compression sock the other day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm struggling to decide what the worst part of that picture is Definitely the graffiti tags 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I thought it was a gaily coloured tubular bandage. That explains a lot actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 You are in fact all wrong, it's the Helly Hansen jacket on the burd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Quote anal voreunknown A fetish in which one partner is swallowed (whole) by the other's anus. They may or may not survive it. This has been bugging me. Looks an awful lot like a friend of mine, so I had to ask him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 The boy in that picture looks more like me than I'm comfortable with, frankly. You're not allowed on the Dark Web anymore, Supermik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 One of the contractors who comes to my work sometimes is an absolute deviant. His wife has a strap on that can deliver an electric shock up him at the push of a button, while she's slamming him. He claims first time they ever used it, he spasmed so hard he shat himself and shot load simultaneously. He says his entire outlook on life changed from that moment and that he was reborn! Creepy little fucker looks like Harry Potter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 13 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: One of the contractors who comes to my work sometimes is an absolute deviant. His wife has a strap on that can deliver an electric shock up him at the push of a button, while she's slamming him. He claims first time they ever used it, he spasmed so hard he shat himself and shot load simultaneously. He says his entire outlook on life changed from that moment and that he was reborn! Creepy little fucker looks like Harry Potter. How on Earth does this come up in casual conversation with acquaintances? Also, I'm sick of these part-time perverts who're are only "sometimes" absolute deviants. Hearts just aren't in it IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 This man is full time filth bag, who has no issues talking about it. The background on his laptop is a montage of him and his wife in various rubber suits. Same guy was at a swingers club in Berlin with his wife. He was blindfolded, taken by the hand and led somewhere. He then said he was getting sucked off, although he was unsure who was doing it. Didn't know if it was his wife, another woman or a man. After he eventually shot his load, there was a cheer, when he took his blindfold off he was on a stage. Loads of other deviant in the crowd, wanking, shagging etc watching it all unfold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Must get me one of these electric dildos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: This man is full time filth bag, who has no issues talking about it. The background on his laptop is a montage of him and his wife in various rubber suits. Same guy was at a swingers club in Berlin with his wife. He was blindfolded, taken by the hand and led somewhere. He then said he was getting sucked off, although he was unsure who was doing it. Didn't know if it was his wife, another woman or a man. After he eventually shot his load, there was a cheer, when he took his blindfold off he was on a stage. Loads of other deviant in the crowd, wanking, shagging etc watching it all unfold. Could be wrong, but sounds like he hasn't seen his hole in quite some time. Sure the rubber lassie isn't photoshopped in? Also, wid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Possibly not, although an Alaskan Pipeline is infinitely worse. Having googled both I'm not convinced. The Alaskan pipeline at least the shite is going back where it came from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Having googled both I'm not convinced. The Alaskan pipeline at least the shite is going back where it came from. Aye but not your own shite. Also I'd imagine it'd 'melt' fairly quickly... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Aye but not your own shite. Also I'd imagine it'd 'melt' fairly quickly... I thought it was your own shite. At least the condom would give you a bit of protection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I could be wrong but the idea is to use your own on someone else I think. Rank on either level tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I could be wrong but the idea is to use your own on someone else I think. Rank on either level tbf. Yeah disgusting either way but call me naive I reckon this is in the same category as soggy biscuit in being something nobody has ever actually done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm more interested in how you'd sell that to your partner..'Hey love, there's a jobby in a condom in the freezer with your name on it' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 How do you shite into a condom anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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