pleslie99 Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 I this should be in the NSFW section you bunch of fucking deviants I agree, this is heading (if not already there) for proper car crash material.Incidentally there is a lot of 'my friend once' or 'this guy I knew' stories popping up.......aye right ya bunch of manky b******s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 47 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Got the missus to piss on me while I lay in a bathtub in a hotel one of the times. She started with a full strength SKOOOOOSH which wasn't what I had in mind so I said can you go a bit easier. Then this little trickle ran down her inside leg. No happy medium. A disaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 I had a wee weekend with a girl who wanted me to piss inside her. That was a logistical nightmare. Be in the bath. Be ready for a piss. Be at the right "consistancy" to get in but also to piss. Sore knees. Sore ankles. Nothing in it for me. Shit Only bonus was the tit for tat filth that came my way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KnightswoodBear Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 25 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: I had a wee weekend with a girl who wanted me to piss inside her. That was a logistical nightmare. Be in the bath. Be ready for a piss. Be at the right "consistancy" to get in but also to piss. Sore knees. Sore ankles. Nothing in it for me. Shit Only bonus was the tit for tat filth that came my way. YASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 23 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Only bonus was the tit for tat filth that came my way. We're listening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Says you that recently agreed to a 4 way with 3 internet strangers.... No pissing or shitting though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: We're listening. Yes. We may be curled in the foetal position, gnawing on our knuckles and trembling and the thought of what's coming next but doG help us all, we're listening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Was it someone on here who had an anecdote about having it off with a married woman who wanted a guy who could piss inside her because her husband was unable to pee whilst erect? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Aye, you would say that. I genuinely miss those days of getting the shouts of "Dad! It looks like a big chocolate log!" or "Dad! It's green!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Whilst brutally hungover one morning, I did what any right minded chap would do, spent it idly surfing porn on the internet. Started watching a video of an attractive brunette lassie noshing off some lucky fellow. Got the end and when she stood up it turned out she had a bigger boaby than he did. I've never repeated it, so I don't know if it counts as a fetish or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Did she tell you whether she liked it? UPDATE. I just asked if she liked it. She said she can't remember. Her mouth was full. Sounds like a fucking cracking night I had. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Jobbies are funny. Not if you are underneath one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 16 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Whilst brutally hungover one morning, I did what any right minded chap would do, spent it idly surfing porn on the internet. Started watching a video of an attractive brunette lassie noshing off some lucky fellow. Got the end and when she stood up it turned out she had a bigger boaby than he did. I've never repeated it, so I don't know if it counts as a fetish or not. Mate of mine (honestly) had a kip upstairs at a party. Half awakening he realised there was a mouth around his cock. Opening his eyes he saw it was a man. He punched him. Think I would have waited till he'd finished myself, a bit rude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 When me and the missus feel naughty we do it with the lights on, the neighbours have complained the curtains were open. My reply was were they open? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Sorry to hear about your Dad m8.You could always shout the wife or neighbour in for a look. That response doesn't work mate. Change 'getting' to 'giving' and it does. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Whilst brutally hungover one morning, I did what any right minded chap would do, spent it idly surfing porn on the internet. Started watching a video of an attractive brunette lassie noshing off some lucky fellow. Got the end and when she stood up it turned out she had a bigger boaby than he did. I've never repeated it, so I don't know if it counts as a fetish or not. I once saw a video where the plot was the guy being scared of his girlfriend who belittled him over the size of his dick. It ended with him cumming before she started punching him in the dick and balls. I started pissing myself laughing at this grown woman screaming "it's so small and pathetic" as she punched it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Just now, mizfit said: I once saw my video where the plot was the guy being scared of his girlfriend who belittled him over the size of his dick. It ended with me cumming before she started punching me in the dick and balls. I started pissing myself laughing at this grown woman screaming to me "it's so small and pathetic" as she punched it. Actual things that happened thread for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Actual things that happened thread for this. More action than I'm currently getting tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Look guys, this thread is really impressive and everything, but what are you going to call it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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