Jmothecat2 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Having the painters in doesn't mean the door's closed. If they are painting the door it does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 If they are painting the door it does. Use the back door... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I find paraphilias fascinating, but it's a whole different kettle of fish when someone you know IRL confesses their weirdness and, even worse, assumes you'll be into it too. I've had uncomfortable conversations with folk about watersports, scat, dogging and, most recently, a teenage girl who claimed to be into animals Oh, and everybody seems to assume I'm a smoker for some reason. Does my tits in. Fucking degenerates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Use the back door... Gladly. That way I don't get covered in paint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I'd preclude shit, sick, anything that specifically breaks the skin and age play. Anything else is fair game, unless I've forgotten something I'm horrified by. Not into feet either, come to think of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I had a similar conversation in a women-only Facebook group a couple of days ago. Some girls were really into watersports, some weren't fussed but did it because their partner liked it, some were absolutely against it. I, and the other nurses in the group agreed with me, felt that anything relating to vomit, faeces and urine was just too much like being at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I had a girlfriend whose feet reeked of cheesy piss and discoloured her socks within a few wears, so I can't imagine the kind of arcane delights would remove that memory and make me venture to the deep, deep south again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^^fridgid Bridget. ^^^ closet furry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I know of an Aberdeen fan who would make his missus wear Aberdeen socks to bed for some strange reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Oi, less of the closet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I had a girlfriend whose feet reeked of cheesy piss and discoloured her socks within a few wears, I can't say I'm surprised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Who was it that wanked into a crusty sock? a hot sweaty one is far better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I had a girlfriend whose feet reeked of cheesy piss and discoloured her socks within a few wears, so I can't imagine the kind of arcane delights would remove that memory and make me venture to the deep, deep south again You should have buried her before she went off. A few years ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You should have buried her before she went off. A few years ffs. Wears wasn't a typo! ...although I was with her for a few years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Toe sucking in a shared bath is quite nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 9 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Toe sucking in a shared bath is quite nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Euwwwhh. No bubble bath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Thought I was being cocky there and said to the missus "I'd love a w**k" she replied "I wish I hadn't married one". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted July 25, 2017 Author Share Posted July 25, 2017 what about a bird spitting in your face or vice versa. Another turn on for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 chavs, extreme example here also you get the danger factor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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