derrybiy Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 This thread could be destined for gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 9 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: I don't like them or dislike but a lot of girls seem to love having their toes sucked. Happy to oblige as long as I get my arsehole licked A gentleman and a scholar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 As for embarrassing hobbies, I suppose my boulder fetish may qualify (tiny minerals for the shelf no longer do it for me). Seized one a couple of weeks ago when I was spotted carrying one (0.5m diameter) across the car park at Fraserburgh Beach and dumping it in the car boot. Very strange looks cast in my direction. "Here, look at that stupid c**t. Should be wearing an over-shoulder-boulder-holder..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: I think nothing on peeing in the bath when I am in it and staying there for as long as I want. I do large farts in the bath and try to ignite it with a lighter. Fortunately I haven't expelled any turdpedoes as yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: I do large farts in the bath and try to ignite it with a lighter. Fortunately I haven't expelled any turdpedoes as yet. If my attempts to torch Celtic Park have taught me one thing... Shite disnae burn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 26 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: I don't like them or dislike but a lot of girls seem to love having their toes sucked. Happy to oblige as long as I get my arsehole licked I lose all arousal when i view the female doing this to a man when I'm watching porn. If someone licked my arsehole i would feel violated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I lose all arousal when i view the female doing this to a man when I'm watching porn. If someone licked my arsehole i would feel violated. Stick a champagne cork up it. It'll keep her inquisitive tongue a respectable distance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, throbber said: I lose all arousal when i view the female doing this to a man when I'm watching porn. If someone licked my arsehole i would feel violated. And the missus shoving kitchen utensils up there isn't being violated? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 And the missus shoving kitchen utensils up there isn't being violated? Anyone's mouth at my arsehole would make me feel violated. Inserting an object up there is a different thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: Anyone's mouth at my arsehole would make me feel violated. Inserting an object up there is a different thing. Agreed! People need to learn the difference. Otherwise we'd be savages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I'm pretty certain mattydfc enjoyed arsehole licking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I'm pretty certain mattydfc enjoyed arsehole licking. Giving or receiving? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I can't remember so I left it deliberately ambiguous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm pretty certain mattydfc enjoyed arsehole licking. Well lick throbber's and see if he likes it any better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I'm pretty certain mattydfc enjoyed arsehole licking. A lot of shit comes out of his mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogmc Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 This thread could be destined for gold. More likely NSFW..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 You can't do it much any more seeing as the old red telephone boxes are mostly gone, cheap sex in them pretending to make a phone call. Phone boxes in the City centre were a real buzz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 28 minutes ago, throbber said: I lose all arousal when i view the female doing this to a man when I'm watching porn. If someone licked my arsehole i would feel violated. Primary school psychology. Im a dominant alpha male who likes to see his partner being submissive. You are a pussy who likes being told to bend over and take it in the arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Primary school psychology. Im a dominant alpha male who likes to see his partner being submissive. You are a pussy who likes being told to bend over and take it in the arse I've always found authority figures attractive, teachers, librarians, nurses, policewomen etc. What does that say about me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Primary school psychology. Im a dominant alpha male who likes to see his partner being submissive. You are a pussy who likes being told to bend over and take it in the arse You're more than likely a 40 year old virgin who likes to reenact his masturbatory fantasies online. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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