Toma_BullyWee Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Arseholes are amazingly self cleaning. Don't mind dipping the tongue occasionally. I visited the region once after a particularly drug fueled evening. It appeared i took the initiative myself. When she told me the next day I was as shocked as she was when it happened. As for someone doing it to me? I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Arseholes are amazingly self cleaning. Don't mind dipping the tongue occasionally. Are you double jointed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 23 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Arseholes are amazingly self cleaning. Don't mind dipping the tongue occasionally. There's surely rules beforehand, at the very least a quick going over with a baby wipe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 33 minutes ago, Toma_BullyWee said: I visited the region once after a particularly drug fueled evening. It appeared i took the initiative myself. When she told me the next day I was as shocked as she was when it happened. As for someone doing it to me? I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Did she tell you whether she liked it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 (edited) 15 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: There's surely rules beforehand, at the very least a quick going over with a baby wipe Surely it's just like a pishy pussy. A few licks and we're all good. Edited July 26, 2017 by whiskychimp I'm staying out of this thread. Im not exactly giving the best impression 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 You know the very minute you can't reach your nose it becomes tremendously itchy? I imagine it would be the same with being rimmed and needing to fart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 15 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Surely it's just like a pishy pussy. A few licks and we're all good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Did she tell you whether she liked it? She said it was a belter. So naw, it was a disappointment. At least I'm consistent sexually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 20 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Surely it's just like a pishy pussy. A few licks and we're all good. When I was young I think I use to lick the wrong bit. When I got pished on I thought that meant they were coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Got the missus to piss on me while I lay in a bathtub in a hotel one of the times. She started with a full strength SKOOOOOSH which wasn't what I had in mind so I said can you go a bit easier. Then this little trickle ran down her inside leg. No happy medium. A disaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Am I fucking reading this, have I slipped in to an alternative reality? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 24 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'm worried because the Caramac is still the only thing on here that's still giving me the dry boak. I wouldn't worry. It is the most disgusting thing that's been mentioned on here so far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 17 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Got the missus to piss on me while I lay in a bathtub in a hotel one of the times. She started with a full strength SKOOOOOSH which wasn't what I had in mind so I said can you go a bit easier. Then this little trickle ran down her inside leg. No happy medium. A disaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 24 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Got the missus to piss on me while I lay in a bathtub in a hotel one of the times. She started with a full strength SKOOOOOSH which wasn't what I had in mind so I said can you go a bit easier. Then this little trickle ran down her inside leg. No happy medium. A disaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 My ex once pissed on me when she was passed out drunk in bed. We had only been together a few weeks and she was my first proper girlfriend. Woke up in the middle of the night and felt dampness and thought I had wet the bed. I was absolutely mortified that I had finally convinced a girl to actually want to be with me for longer than a week and I had ruined it by getting drunk and wetting the bed. Had a quick pat down and realised I was only damp on part of my leg and my crotch was bone dry. Felt her leg and realised I hadn't pissed myself after all, she had. Felt absolute utter relief at that moment. Can't say it did anything for me though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 I this should be in the NSFW section you bunch of fucking deviants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefan27 Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 34 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Got the missus to piss on me while I lay in a bathtub in a hotel one of the times. She started with a full strength SKOOOOOSH which wasn't what I had in mind so I said can you go a bit easier. Then this little trickle ran down her inside leg. No happy medium. A disaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 The mods are slipping 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: My ex once pissed on me when she was passed out drunk in bed. We had only been together a few weeks and she was my first proper girlfriend. Woke up in the middle of the night and felt dampness and thought I had wet the bed. I was absolutely mortified that I had finally convinced a girl to actually want to be with me for longer than a week and I had ruined it by getting drunk and wetting the bed. Had a quick pat down and realised I was only damp on part of my leg and my crotch was bone dry. Felt her leg and realised I hadn't pissed myself after all, she had. Felt absolute utter relief at that moment. Can't say it did anything for me though. Fell asleep very pished one night to be harshly woken up by my girlfriend screaming. Turned out I was standing up in bed pishing on her head. Much to my surprise and relief she coyly said she quite liked it. Still my job to change the fucking sheets though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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