Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: You're more than likely a 40 year old virgin who likes to reenact his masturbatory fantasies online. Pot kettle black 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Pot kettle black I'm 30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: I've always found authority figures attractive, teachers, librarians, nurses, policewomen etc. What does that say about me? You haven't grown up. Youre still a schoolboy craving the attention of authority figures? How the f**k am I meant to know. I was just winding up Throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Pot kettle black He's got a point throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie adie Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 (edited) I know of a guy who used to pay school girls to thrash him with a wooden spoon in a local builders yard. He was never into anything sexual with them. One night we stopped and asked him about his latest exploits and unless I had heard the reply myself I would never have believed it. Just before news at ten on itv.He would strip himself naked lie face down on the floor, then bang his toes of the ground until the pain was unbareable and his arse cheeks wobbled. BUT it had to be Trevor McDonald reading the news. He then was then aback when we said we hadn't tried it we " didn't know what we were missing " Edited July 25, 2017 by Willie adie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Take out vomit and shit, I don't think there is anything I wouldn't do if she wanted to try it. I kinda expect the same in return. I know I need to get a new partner if i hear "I dont want to try that" or "I dont really like that" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Take out vomit and shit, I don't think there is anything I wouldn't do if she wanted to try it. I kinda expect the same in return. I know I need to get a new partner if i hear "I dont want to try that" or "I dont really like that" What about blood? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: What about blood? Not my cup of tea but it doesnt offend me. I'd oblige. As long as I knew the girl wasn't carrying the virus etc Edited July 25, 2017 by whiskychimp She'd be eating cum off a lot of different foods as a swap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Not my cup of tea but it doesnt offend me. I'd oblige. As long as I knew the girl wasn't carrying the virus etc I think I would have blood higher on the 'no' list than shite or vomit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: I think I would have blood higher on the 'no' list than shite or vomit. You fucking pervert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 The 'too far' list:1. Blood2. Shit3. Vomit4. Sevco replica top5. Piss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 11 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Take out vomit and shit, I don't think there is anything I wouldn't do if she wanted to try it. I kinda expect the same in return. I know I need to get a new partner if i hear "I dont want to try that" or "I dont really like that" I didn't think you could go up in my estimation... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I saw a junkie fingerblasting another junkie in a phone box in Dundee not too long ago. It was 9.15am. Needless to say, i drove round for another look. Junky sex watching? addictive and compulsive viewing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: I didn't think you could go up in my estimation... Why thank you, kind sir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: The 'too far' list: 1. Blood 2. Shit 3. Vomit 4. Sevco replica top 5. Piss That sevco top seems awfully low down on that list. Big team found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 That sevco top seems awfully low down on that list. Big team found If I saw someone taking a shite on a Sevco top I probably would. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 1 minute ago, whiskychimp said: Why thank you, kind sir There's a job waiting for you at Mills and Boon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Just now, Jmothecat2 said: If I saw someone taking a shite on a Sevco top I probably would. Communal shitting on clothing. Thats quite an extreme fetish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 20 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said: I think I would have blood higher on the 'no' list than shite or vomit. Having the painters in doesn't mean the door's closed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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