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The Petty Arguments Thread


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10 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:

Terrible idea obviously

Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!

Man: What?

A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!

M: Oh! Oh I see!

A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

M: Oh...Sorry...

A: Not at all!

A: (under his breath) stupid git.

 

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A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!


Last time I used that quote I ended up with a warning because neither the recipient nor the mod he reported it to recognised it

Yet again it's one rule for middle aged white guys and one for the rest
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1 minute ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:

Last time I used that quote I ended up with a warning because neither the recipient nor the mod he reported it to recognised it

Yet again it's one rule for middle aged white guys and one for the rest

 

I don't much enjoy being middle aged but if it allows me to quote the canon with impunity, then I'm all for it. Now go and boil your bottom, you cock-eyed food-trough wiper!

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I don't much enjoy being middle aged but if it allows me to quote the canon with impunity, then I'm all for it. Now go and boil your bottom, you cock-eyed food-trough wiper!


Wait a minute I thought I was the middle aged white guy here

This thread ain't big enough for the two of us
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6 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:

Wait a minute I thought I was the middle aged white guy here

This thread ain't big enough for the two of us

 

No, it's fine. I'm middle aged but I'm an Asian woman.

1 minute ago, Baxter Parp said:

Hey take it somewhere else guys, eh?

If only someone would start a thread for us. Bloody favouritism, is what it is.

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35 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:

 

 


I'd expect that from a university of lifer like you

 

I would admit there is a disconguity with the contributors to this thread but I would not go so far as to say it is a petty argument.

People on this forum are not like that.

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