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Bruce Forsyth


H Wragg

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He's been dead for years. It just seems that this time when they've tried to reanimate him it didn't work.

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6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

He's been dead for years. It just seems that this time when they've tried to reanimate him it didn't work.

Are you suggesting his last appearance on Strictly was some kind of scam in the style of Weekend at Bernies?

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Just now, BallochSonsFan said:

Are you suggesting his last appearance on Strictly was some kind of scam in the style of Weekend at Bernies?

Sort of. He has electricity shot through him to animate his lifeless husk

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5 minutes ago, Cerberus said:

Do you think he ploughed that Tess Daly?

Or Emma Noble.

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10 minutes ago, H Wragg said:

 

Pan breid.

 

 

 

Top work, you had this on P&B before it was on the BBC.

the amount of stuff I have heard about on here first staggering.

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When his coffin rolls along the conveyer belt at the crematorium towards the furnace there should be a cuddly toy and a coffee machine either side of it.

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14 minutes ago, Romeo said:

Talentless arsehole.

He was far from a talentless arsehole, although I wasn't a big fan. Anybody who looked like him that could tempt Anthea Redfanny into bed must have had some talent...

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Top work, you had this on P&B before it was on the BBC.
the amount of stuff I have heard about on here first staggering.

Ironically, I got the news from the BBC.
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At the cremation

 

Instead of music for the coffin going away

 

You will hear a voice saying

 

On the conveyor belt tonight we have

 

A teasmaid

 

A fondue set

 

Decanter and glasses

 

Coffin

 

A Cuddly Toy

 

 

It's what he would have wanted

 

 

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