dysartrovers Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 My biggest hate is the absolute c###s who come off a roundabout turning left and don't indicate when you have had to stop. Absoluteky enrages me. I want to follow and kill them 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 My biggest hate is the absolute c###s who come off a roundabout turning left and don't indicate when you have had to stop. Absoluteky enrages me. I want to follow and kill them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 No idea what they do to their motor, but the bellends that drive around sounding like their exhaust is totally fucked when they accelerate. Perhaps about one in fifty has got a totally fucked exhaust right enough... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 The c***t at Kilbowie roundabout in the X5 (no surprises there) who thinks red lights don’t include him who pulled out in front of me earlier, that was me calling you a f****n w****er The c***t with the blue golf who runs around here at all hours with the exhaust that sounds like a 747, you made the mistake of coming out in daylight hours and I spotted you Now that the dark evenings are here I can hunt you down and ram a bag of Roosters up yer old scrappers pipe 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 that was me calling you a f****n w****er Big team found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 1 hour ago, capybara said: Yip to all of that. Add in people you nip into the space that I leave between myself and the vehicle in front. This. The c***s turn the roads into a game of fucking Tetris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 19 minutes ago, Sonsrock said: The c***t at Kilbowie roundabout in the X5 (no surprises there) who thinks red lights don’t include him who pulled out in front of me earlier, that was me calling you a f****n w****er The c***t with the blue golf who runs around here at all hours with the exhaust that sounds like a 747, you made the mistake of coming out in daylight hours and I spotted you Now that the dark evenings are here I can hunt you down and ram a bag of Roosters up yer old scrappers pipe And what about his car? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry94 Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 It pisses me off how much people suddenly break at speed cameras and slow traffic. Your speedometers are always a bit higher and there's also plenty of tolerance in the normal cameras to sit at the speed limit comfortably without fear of getting a fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Big team found. F*ck*n w****r 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 I'm concerned that I might be a middle lane c**t. I've never really understood the controversy about it, or what's dangerous or annoying about it. Ultimately I'm worried that I'm unwittingly cunting the f**k out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Estragon said: I'm concerned that I might be a middle lane c**t. I've never really understood the controversy about it, or what's dangerous or annoying about it. Ultimately I'm worried that I'm unwittingly cunting the f**k out. If you've got 3 lanes and a queue of lorries on the inside lane, even with gaps,there's nothing wrong with it imo. (I realise 3 lanes are a prerequisite but hogging the outside lane on a dual carriageway is always unacceptable) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Peeps who get upset about cars are c***s. Our great grandparents would barely have seen a car, let alone driven one. How many of us have called our great grandad a c**t? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 55 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Peeps who get upset about cars are c***s. Our great grandparents would barely have seen a car, let alone driven one. How many of us have called our great grandad a c**t? Whit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Aye! Nae bother, I'll just adjust my speed accordingly (aka brake) to let this Audi/Beamer f**k in because he's too fucking retarded to have noticed the lane closure signs for the past 4 miles. Hate those c***s. Folk like you are the c***s People should use both lanes until the last hundred yards or so. WTF is the point in 2 miles of traffic queued in one lane. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 11 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Folk like you are the c***s People should use both lanes until the last hundred yards or so. WTF is the point in 2 miles of traffic queued in one lane. This, it's called Zipper merging and people don't do it. Here in Canada it's a big problem, people think they are being polite by merging early (we like to be polite) but really it just makes things worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) I have overtaken the same car 4 times on a stretch of the A96. I set cruise control to 77 and roll along. Pass a car and pull in, so they get all upset, speed up overtake me and then pull in and slow down, so I catch up and overtake again and repeat, and repeat. At no time have I changed speed. King Street north in Aberdeen has a no right turn sign for Urquahart Road, ignored. An indicator is that, an indication that you want to do something, not a give way to me now fuckers as some people on dual carriageways and motorways think as the join the road or change lane. Edited October 23, 2017 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 RONNIE PICKERING 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 It pisses me off how much people suddenly break at speed cameras and slow traffic. Your speedometers are always a bit higher and there's also plenty of tolerance in the normal cameras to sit at the speed limit comfortably without fear of getting a fine. ^^^needs funds for police night out imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Audi and bmw drivers = cutns fact 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 The absolute reluctance of what seems like 99% of drivers to drive at 60mph when conditions permit. I know it's not mandatory but it seems like no fucker does it these days. But do they give you space to overtake? Do they f**k!!!! Kuntz the lot of them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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