101 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 52 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: DEATHS. These figures are only for deaths at the scene. They do not count if you are even in the ambulance and die, never mind the hospital. They show these results every year as it happens. Very depressing, however if you look deeper. It's not that much different than any other week here. Truly horrific place to drive. Wish me luck. That is crazy 146 people died in road traffic accidents in Scoltand in 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 How can we have death statistics for up until Jan 2nd 2020? Can only be a projection. It’s the daily running total. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 First Bus drivers in Glasgow can be utter gash. I put my hand out to stop the bus. The guy slows down then speeds off. Presumably his wee joke to himself for the day. Next bus has a mixed destination; number going one way and the place name going the other. And don't get me started on the passengers; complete wankers. Just as well I'm such an easy going sort. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 c**t in a Land Rover who cut me up on the way into Livi retail park and then shortly after when over a crossing when an old women with a walking stick was a 1/4 the way across it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Gave a lassie a row today for fleeing at me on the opposite side of a blind bend. Road is too narrow for 2 cars to pass so when I got level with her I made it clear she needs to slow the f**k down. Stupid cow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 With this new fangled Internet and modern sellophones it's never been easier to plan and use buses in unfamiliar cities. Thus emboldened, today I boarded a bus in Bradford City centre and advised my man at the wheel that I sought to alight at Stop E, per Google maps' instruction. Chap told me he hadn't a clue where said stop was. Good job I could watch out the window and find it myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Another BMW today, cut up the jnside and tried to force his was in. Then pulled up beside me at red lights asking what’s wrong. I told him are you fucking stupid you almost crashed into the door my daughter is sitting at and you endangered her safety you fucking idiot.His response, aye well I didn’t crash into you get out the fucking car.My response, no chance I’m not going to act like a moron In front of my bairn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 On the way to the game on Saturday via the M9, in the outside lane in a queue of traffic overtaking some lorries when some zoomer comes off the M876, accelerates up behind me and starts flashing his lights. Of course I slammed the brakes on and politely gave him the finger which seemed to excite him as he got redder in the face and started gesticulating. Kept the p***k behind me as I overtook the lorries then pulled in to exit at Falkirk. As he passed me he was going fucking purple and roaring at me. I smiled sweetly. What a fucking arsehole. If I'm at the back of a line of traffic overtaking lorries, why the f**k should I pull over to let him get in front? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitburnboy Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 5 hours ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: Another BMW today, cut up the jnside and tried to force his was in. Then pulled up beside me at red lights asking what’s wrong. I told him are you fucking stupid you almost crashed into the door my daughter is sitting at and you endangered her safety you fucking idiot. His response, aye well I didn’t crash into you get out the fucking car. My response, no chance I’m not going to act like a moron In front of my bairn. Shat it 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Was in Tesco car park in Cumbernauld yesterday. Was reversing out of my space slowly, in case cars would be driving down the spur of the car park I was in. As I reversed out, enough to be able to see, a woman, already in the spur, slowed down, flashed her lights, and waved for me to continue reversing out. I completed my reversing, started moving forwards, and gave her a wee wave and a quick three-flash of the hazards to say thanks. One of life’s great moments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 12 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Was in Tesco car park in Cumbernauld yesterday. Was reversing out of my space slowly, in case cars would be driving down the spur of the car park I was in. As I reversed out, enough to be able to see, a woman, already in the spur, slowed down, flashed her lights, and waved for me to continue reversing out. I completed my reversing, started moving forwards, and gave her a wee wave and a quick three-flash of the hazards to say thanks. One of life’s great moments. Deffo wants to pump you IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 On 29/12/2019 at 22:04, philpy said: On 29/12/2019 at 21:53, Tractor said: The chipshop East Coast in Musselburgh is excellent. Went with Salt and Vinegar for taste reasons. Expensive though. No supper options, pay for your fish then yer chips separately. Plenty better options in musselburgh. I'll be in Musselburgh mid March Philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Deffo wants to pump you IMO. Hmmm. Maybe she hangs around pubs at night, waits for guys to come out at closing time, offers them a place to wait for a taxi. Offers them a drink. Scary stuff - I’ll need to choose the right pub, don’t want to miss out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 12 hours ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: Another BMW today, cut up the jnside and tried to force his was in. Then pulled up beside me at red lights asking what’s wrong. I told him are you fucking stupid you almost crashed into the door my daughter is sitting at and you endangered her safety you fucking idiot. His response, aye well I didn’t crash into you get out the fucking car. My response, no chance I’m not going to act like a moron In front of my bairn. Who exactly is it that BMW drivers feel this constant need to impress? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Who exactly is it that BMW drivers feel this constant need to impress?Small cock syndrome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'll be in Musselburgh mid March Philpy. Will you be back hanging about the bus stop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 I'll be in Musselburgh mid March Philpy.Well if that's the case I fucking well won't be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 55 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Will you be back hanging about the bus stop? Harsh. 22 minutes ago, philpy said: 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'll be in Musselburgh mid March Philpy. Well if that's the case I fucking well won't be. Harsher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Well if that's the case I fucking well won't be. You should move to whitecraig mate. He wouldn't venture there. Or more to the point he wouldn't venture out of there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Harsher.But, in both cases, fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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