John Lambies Doos Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 It is what it is We are where we are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 5 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: I once dreamt I played for Scotland at Wembley. I am 27 years old and can't play football. pity Strachan's gone- you might have been in with a chance of fulfilling that dream.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: pity Strachan's gone- you might have been in with a chance of fulfilling that dream.... I was born in England but have Scottish parents. I'm basically Strachan's dream player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Keep out of the black and into the red. You get nothing in this game for two in a bed. And this is what you could have won....... aye right Jim. If I had hit the darts it would have been a fuking toaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 And this is what you could have won....... aye right Jim. If I had hit the darts it would have been a fuking toaster You calling Jim Bowen a liar?!Ootside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 “Well that’s x amount of time I won’t get back”You ken how time works aye? Regardless how you spend it, you’re not getting it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 On 11/14/2017 at 17:18, sjc said: Have you never considered that these sayings are just coping mechanisms for the person saying them? Yes, but I decided I would ridicule them all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Its not the cough that'll carry you off, its the coffin they'll carry you off in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Could be nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 When commentators say "he just about got to that ball", when in fact the player did get the ball, no "just about" to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 33 minutes ago, spud131 said: When commentators say "he just about got to that ball", when in fact the player did get the ball, no "just about" to it! Literally. "He literally flew down the touchline" No he fucking didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Got it in his locker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 "away goals count double" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 A bad workman blames his tools. Once saw a new joiner arrive on site and he was wearing a brand new, complete set of DeWalt workwear. He had a massive brand new toolbox full of brand new tools. He also had a full set of brand new DeWalt power tools. He was sacked after spending almost 3 days trying to hang a new door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 8 hours ago, The Equalizer said: Yes, but I decided I would ridicule them all the same. Just remember that the next time you belt out "WE ARE THE PEOPLE" at Ibrox...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 54 minutes ago, sjc said: Just remember that the next time you belt out "WE ARE THE PEOPLE" at Ibrox...... Swing and a miss I'm afraid. I don't go to Ibrox anymore as I live in Canada and when I did you would never catch me screaming that embarrassing nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Judge, Jury and Executioner. Is usually used in a negative context, but you can't argue against the economic benefits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted November 24, 2017 Author Share Posted November 24, 2017 What doesn't kill you makes your stronger. People who say this have clearly never known anyone who has had a stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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