Arch Stanton Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Not the treble? Is that Isabella Clark? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 (edited) 22 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Is that Isabella Clark? I googled "isabella clark" and judging by her imdb credits I'm going to assume the answer is "No" ETA: although the title "Treble My Arse" wouldn't seem out of place on that list of credits Edited November 22, 2023 by topcat(The most tip top) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: . I'm pouring turpentine in my ears and about to set them on fire.. I'm not sure doing an impersonation of @Shandon Par at work is relevant though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirktheinvincible Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 5 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: I googled "isabella clark" and judging by her imdb credits I'm going to assume the answer is "No" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 15 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Is that Isabella Clark? Looks more like Lorraine Kelly without her slap on. Except for the 'gers scarf of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 16 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: I think even I could outrun those two coppers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 23 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Not the treble? There you go, luv. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grangemouth Bairn Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 On 21/11/2023 at 10:07, Alert Mongoose said: Not the treble? DP wouldn’t even touch the sides. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 On 11/11/2023 at 12:38, HibeeJibee said: Perhaps opposite of 'tin pot'... nevertheless... Massive respect to the top brass (military jargon for those still wearing poppy's and/or living in Larkhall and a 100 other villages in the Central Belt especially the KKK Shotts branch) for putting that right in front of the disabled section. Please Sir, can i have some more? Shut up and go and check your PIP (Scottish version) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Celtic AGM has plenty of material 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sortmeout Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 On 20/11/2023 at 21:51, Sherrif John Bunnell said: The oddest fanbase on the planet strikes again. What are Rangers fans all about? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJFCtheTeamForMe Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 I'm not arsed for Pyro at all but see the police and the football governing bodies in this country. I'm definitely not going to be doing it or encouraging it but I'm also not going to be the fun police for a wee smoke bomb. No one and I repeat no one went to a Scotland game and because they had fireworks decided to take a smoke bomb to a game club game because of it. NO ONE. They had a summit about the pyro... No fan representation so when they come out with their plan it will be completely ignored as fans will be spoken at not to. Was it the Aberdeen SLO a few weeks ago when they played Celtic that was tweeting that the police were going to keep individuals in the cells until the court date if they were caught with a smoke bomb... Held in custody for a fucking smoke bomb?! Aw come on Isn't that the definition of tin pot stuff? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, SJFCtheTeamForMe said: I'm not arsed for Pyro at all but see the police and the football governing bodies in this country. I'm definitely not going to be doing it or encouraging it but I'm also not going to be the fun police for a wee smoke bomb. No one and I repeat no one went to a Scotland game and because they had fireworks decided to take a smoke bomb to a game club game because of it. NO ONE. They had a summit about the pyro... No fan representation so when they come out with their plan it will be completely ignored as fans will be spoken at not to. Was it the Aberdeen SLO a few weeks ago when they played Celtic that was tweeting that the police were going to keep individuals in the cells until the court date if they were caught with a smoke bomb... Held in custody for a fucking smoke bomb?! Aw come on Isn't that the definition of tin pot stuff? I'm no expert, but pretty sure a smoke bomb is a step or two up from a flare, which are horrendous anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJFCtheTeamForMe Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 14 minutes ago, kingjoey said: I'm no expert, but pretty sure a smoke bomb is a step or two up from a flare, which are horrendous anyway. Other way round I think. Flares have a tendency to explode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 (edited) 34 minutes ago, kingjoey said: I'm no expert, but pretty sure a smoke bomb is a step or two up from a flare, which are horrendous anyway. 19 minutes ago, SJFCtheTeamForMe said: Other way round I think. Flares have a tendency to explode. Depends. You are unlikely to be blinded or suffer second degree burns from a smoke-bomb, but anyone with a respiratory condition would probably prefer to stand next to someone with a flare in their hand. I was patted down at the semi vs Rangers and I had a decent sized hip-flask in my jacket inside pocket. I think that tells you how people manage to smuggle both flares and smoke in without many issues. Edited November 23, 2023 by Kyle Reese 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVIFOREVER Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 14 hours ago, Kyle Reese said: Depends. You are unlikely to be blinded or suffer second degree burns from a smoke-bomb, but anyone with a respiratory condition would probably prefer to stand next to someone with a flare in their hand. I was patted down at the semi vs Rangers and I had a decent sized hip-flask in my jacket inside pocket. I think that tells you how people manage to smuggle both flares and smoke in without many issues. Also think they might be searching the wrong age group, that's twice recently i've been asked if i mind being patted down, Ross County and Hearts away, i'm no spring chicken, are ultras using oldies as mules for smuggling in flares? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Reese Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 2 hours ago, LIVIFOREVER said: Also think they might be searching the wrong age group, that's twice recently i've been asked if i mind being patted down, Ross County and Hearts away, i'm no spring chicken, are ultras using oldies as mules for smuggling in flares? I was in a group of four at Hampden and I was the youngest there at 44. The boy literally patted my inside pocket where the hip-flask was. My mates were patted down by two separate stewards and the same result. They were patting down everyone, but clearly they just weren't that arsed. Glad they weren't actually, as it meant I was able to have a few vodka and cokes whilst watching the game. Very civilised, like being abroad or at the rugby or something. Love the idea of grey-haired flare mules though. Actually, not a bad name for a prog rock band that: The grey-haired Flare Mules. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 Searching folk at the football is outrageous. I don't even think it's acceptable to target youngsters. It's a disgrace all round. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 4 minutes ago, velo army said: Searching folk at the football is outrageous. I don't even think it's acceptable to target youngsters. It's a disgrace all round. They searched my septuagenarian mother's handbag before the last derby Bizarrely she had left a pair of secateurs in her pocket and they never found that so she accidentally got away with smuggling a blade into the match 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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