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Feel for the Jags. Good lads to a man.
You are already peak Glasgow. Please secure a permanent place in our hearts by thumping the dayglows in the play-offs.
Thank you.


It won't be much consolation to them but they fucked Saturday night for a lot of DABs. [emoji16]
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The accents in that video are fucking awful. So much so that I’m glad we won today and won late to hurt them. The boys voice at 4:06 who says “Jesus. That was close”... well, I hope he’s hurting the most.

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28 minutes ago, SweeperDee said:

How did Caulker play? Boy looks like a giant beside the rest of the team.

More mentally stable than @happyaccie

Not hard, tbf. Also very large. Not much of an offensive threat as I thought. Will prove to be a sound signing.

 

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Well, i ended up going today despite my Simon Murray rant. I'm afraid Dundee are the abusive male in this rollercoaster relationship and i'm the wee bitch who keeps coming back for more. Teckle though.

Luckily i'm non-deluded so a fair and accurate analysis can be given:

On seeing the starting line-up a slight tinge of excitement began to tingle in the sacs, raising the boaby to a non-penetrative but raised position. No Holt; no O'Dea. Today Dundee might gain a point.

This quarter-aroused state was quickly shunted to out and out floppy as Moussa controlled the ball in the first few minutes like a baby Elephant on ketamine.

The first half was slightly edged by Partick, but only slightly. It was a pretty nothing half with Dundee's lack of width causing problems for the Dark Blues. Storey and Booth were finding acres of space down the left but thankfully Kerr decided to have one of his impressive games. 

The problems on the Dundee right weren't helped by the pathetic O'Hara. I've had enough of this player and it's time for him to be removed from the starting line up please McCann. He never looks for the ball - always pointing for it to go to someone else. He can't tackle. Infact he really is a very limited footballer. His match was summed up today in the first half when through on goal at an angle. He was never going to score and had two men he could have at least attempted to square it to. But no! The fucking stoat decides to go for the shot - raising froth amongst the travelling Derrys mouth.

The goals a bit of a clusterfuck, no point in trying to blame anyone for it. Actually there fucking is. The linesman flags for a Dundee throwing - the Partick player plays it quickly so Collum decides to let the game go on. What a fucking ludicrous decision from the moron referee. Willie Collum, you really are a special breed of a stupid little fucking b*****d.

Second half the Dees edged the game on the whole. Parish pulled off a great save to keep us in the game and Murray missed two chances - one guilt edged.

The late double came about because of the subs.  Curran & AJ made such a positive impact when they came on. Curran actually runs at the opposition - something i thought was in Dundee players contracts not to do...

I'm not going to proclaim my love for Murray after the double, cause i still have a bitter taste about the player. I'm also not going to say he didn't do well today though, he is direct, caused a few problems and was up there with our better performers. Meekings MOTM for me however. Absolutely solid - a really good player. 

Delighted with the win. We can't complain about not getting top six cause we haven't deserved it. If we can get rid of two of Saints, Hamilton & County that will do me. Three diddy teams who can scuffle back to where they belong IMO.

Partick can stay, they are decent c***s on the whole and also provided some entertainment at full time. Outside the away end a few shell suited neds were leaping around like an arachnophobiac at a tarantula exhibition, trying to goad Dundee fans. 'I'll rip yer heed aff' and 'fucking moan en' were yelled in unison as the young pussywipes played out a Still Game like scene to the masses. They'll be going hammer and tongs into their 3 litres of cider by now, god bless the young shellsuited warriors who wouldn't have struck fear into a baby kitten.

Thank you very much for the three points Partick Thisle. Have a bloody good night.8

Gracias.

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Well, i ended up going today despite my Simon Murray rant. I'm afraid Dundee are the abusive male in this rollercoaster relationship and i'm the wee bitch who keeps coming back for more. Teckle though.
Luckily i'm non-deluded so a fair and accurate analysis can be given:
On seeing the starting line-up a slight tinge of excitement began to tingle in the sacs, raising the boaby to a non-penetrative but raised position. No Holt; no O'Dea. Today Dundee might gain a point.
This quarter-aroused state was quickly shunted to out and out floppy as Moussa controlled the ball in the first few minutes like a baby Elephant on ketamine.
The first half was slightly edged by Partick, but only slightly. It was a pretty nothing half with Dundee's lack of width causing problems for the Dark Blues. Storey and Booth were finding acres of space down the left but thankfully Kerr decided to have one of his impressive games. 
The problems on the Dundee right weren't helped by the pathetic O'Hara. I've had enough of this player and it's time for him to be removed from the starting line up please McCann. He never looks for the ball - always pointing for it to go to someone else. He can't tackle. Infact he really is a very limited footballer. His match was summed up today in the first half when through on goal at an angle. He was never going to score and had two men he could have at least attempted to square it to. But no! The fucking stoat decides to go for the shot - raising froth amongst the travelling Derrys mouth.
The goals a bit of a clusterfuck, no point in trying to blame anyone for it. Actually there fucking is. The linesman flags for a Dundee throwing - the Partick player plays it quickly so Collum decides to let the game go on. What a fucking ludicrous decision from the moron referee. Willie Collum, you really are a special breed of a stupid little fucking b*****d.
Second half the Dees edged the game on the whole. Parish pulled off a great save to keep us in the game and Murray missed two chances - one guilt edged.
The late double came about because of the subs.  Curran & AJ made such a positive impact when they came on. Curran actually runs at the opposition - something i thought was in Dundee players contracts not to do...
I'm not going to proclaim my love for Murray after the double, cause i still have a bitter taste about the player. I'm also not going to say he didn't do well today though, he is direct, caused a few problems and was up there with our better performers. Meekings MOTM for me however. Absolutely solid - a really good player. 
Delighted with the win. We can't complain about not getting top six cause we haven't deserved it. If we can get rid of two of Saints, Hamilton & County that will do me. Three diddy teams who can scuffle back to where they belong IMO.
Partick can stay, they are decent c***s on the whole and also provided some entertainment at full time. Outside the away end a few shell suited neds were leaping around like an arachnophobiac at a tarantula exhibition, trying to goad Dundee fans. 'I'll rip yer heed aff' and 'fucking moan en' were yelled in unison as the young pussywipes played out a Still Game like scene to the masses. They'll be going hammer and tongs into their 3 litres of cider by now, god bless the young shellsuited warriors who wouldn't have struck fear into a baby kitten.
Thank you very much for the three points Partick Thisle. Have a bloody good night.8
Gracias.


Have to say I agree with most of that and well done on your return NDD.
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17 minutes ago, Dundee-FC92 said:

Well, i ended up going today despite my Simon Murray rant. I'm afraid Dundee are the abusive male in this rollercoaster relationship and i'm the wee bitch who keeps coming back for more. Teckle though.

Luckily i'm non-deluded so a fair and accurate analysis can be given:

On seeing the starting line-up a slight tinge of excitement began to tingle in the sacs, raising the boaby to a non-penetrative but raised position. No Holt; no O'Dea. Today Dundee might gain a point.

This quarter-aroused state was quickly shunted to out and out floppy as Moussa controlled the ball in the first few minutes like a baby Elephant on ketamine.

The first half was slightly edged by Partick, but only slightly. It was a pretty nothing half with Dundee's lack of width causing problems for the Dark Blues. Storey and Booth were finding acres of space down the left but thankfully Kerr decided to have one of his impressive games. 

The problems on the Dundee right weren't helped by the pathetic O'Hara. I've had enough of this player and it's time for him to be removed from the starting line up please McCann. He never looks for the ball - always pointing for it to go to someone else. He can't tackle. Infact he really is a very limited footballer. His match was summed up today in the first half when through on goal at an angle. He was never going to score and had two men he could have at least attempted to square it to. But no! The fucking stoat decides to go for the shot - raising froth amongst the travelling Derrys mouth.

The goals a bit of a clusterfuck, no point in trying to blame anyone for it. Actually there fucking is. The linesman flags for a Dundee throwing - the Partick player plays it quickly so Collum decides to let the game go on. What a fucking ludicrous decision from the moron referee. Willie Collum, you really are a special breed of a stupid little fucking b*****d.

Second half the Dees edged the game on the whole. Parish pulled off a great save to keep us in the game and Murray missed two chances - one guilt edged.

The late double came about because of the subs.  Curran & AJ made such a positive impact when they came on. Curran actually runs at the opposition - something i thought was in Dundee players contracts not to do...

I'm not going to proclaim my love for Murray after the double, cause i still have a bitter taste about the player. I'm also not going to say he didn't do well today though, he is direct, caused a few problems and was up there with our better performers. Meekings MOTM for me however. Absolutely solid - a really good player. 

Delighted with the win. We can't complain about not getting top six cause we haven't deserved it. If we can get rid of two of Saints, Hamilton & County that will do me. Three diddy teams who can scuffle back to where they belong IMO.

Partick can stay, they are decent c***s on the whole and also provided some entertainment at full time. Outside the away end a few shell suited neds were leaping around like an arachnophobiac at a tarantula exhibition, trying to goad Dundee fans. 'I'll rip yer heed aff' and 'fucking moan en' were yelled in unison as the young pussywipes played out a Still Game like scene to the masses. They'll be going hammer and tongs into their 3 litres of cider by now, god bless the young shellsuited warriors who wouldn't have struck fear into a baby kitten.

Thank you very much for the three points Partick Thisle. Have a bloody good night.8

Gracias.

^^^ DAB lover

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Fair fucks, it's only a game.

 

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4 hours ago, tree house tam said:

NDD will be absolutely beeling tonight.  Fanny.

 

4 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

NDD will be raging.

 

3 hours ago, jamamafegan said:

Where’s that Dundee fan who refuses to go to games because you’ve got Sexy Simon? Well, Sexy Simons just bailed you out and then some big time today - get that up you you FUD

What do we have here. Two St Johnstone fans and a Hamilton fan who lay below my team in the league telling me to get it round me that my team won. The braincells are weak in these ones. Weak as f**k.

My dear, tormented, braindead minions, come and join me in a wee sing along. These are better fucking days.

Get down with the DABs, cuntos.

 

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What do we have here. Two St Johnstone fans and a Hamilton fan who lay below my team in the league telling me to get it round me that my team won. The braincells are weak in these ones. Weak as f**k.
My dear, tormented, braindead minions, come and join me in a wee sing along. These are better fucking days.
Get down with the DABs, cuntos.
 

Some boy. Happy to see you back!
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Well, i ended up going today despite my Simon Murray rant. I'm afraid Dundee are the abusive male in this rollercoaster relationship and i'm the wee bitch who keeps coming back for more. Teckle though.
Luckily i'm non-deluded so a fair and accurate analysis can be given:
On seeing the starting line-up a slight tinge of excitement began to tingle in the sacs, raising the boaby to a non-penetrative but raised position. No Holt; no O'Dea. Today Dundee might gain a point.
This quarter-aroused state was quickly shunted to out and out floppy as Moussa controlled the ball in the first few minutes like a baby Elephant on ketamine.
The first half was slightly edged by Partick, but only slightly. It was a pretty nothing half with Dundee's lack of width causing problems for the Dark Blues. Storey and Booth were finding acres of space down the left but thankfully Kerr decided to have one of his impressive games. 
The problems on the Dundee right weren't helped by the pathetic O'Hara. I've had enough of this player and it's time for him to be removed from the starting line up please McCann. He never looks for the ball - always pointing for it to go to someone else. He can't tackle. Infact he really is a very limited footballer. His match was summed up today in the first half when through on goal at an angle. He was never going to score and had two men he could have at least attempted to square it to. But no! The fucking stoat decides to go for the shot - raising froth amongst the travelling Derrys mouth.
The goals a bit of a clusterfuck, no point in trying to blame anyone for it. Actually there fucking is. The linesman flags for a Dundee throwing - the Partick player plays it quickly so Collum decides to let the game go on. What a fucking ludicrous decision from the moron referee. Willie Collum, you really are a special breed of a stupid little fucking b*****d.
Second half the Dees edged the game on the whole. Parish pulled off a great save to keep us in the game and Murray missed two chances - one guilt edged.
The late double came about because of the subs.  Curran & AJ made such a positive impact when they came on. Curran actually runs at the opposition - something i thought was in Dundee players contracts not to do...
I'm not going to proclaim my love for Murray after the double, cause i still have a bitter taste about the player. I'm also not going to say he didn't do well today though, he is direct, caused a few problems and was up there with our better performers. Meekings MOTM for me however. Absolutely solid - a really good player. 
Delighted with the win. We can't complain about not getting top six cause we haven't deserved it. If we can get rid of two of Saints, Hamilton & County that will do me. Three diddy teams who can scuffle back to where they belong IMO.
Partick can stay, they are decent c***s on the whole and also provided some entertainment at full time. Outside the away end a few shell suited neds were leaping around like an arachnophobiac at a tarantula exhibition, trying to goad Dundee fans. 'I'll rip yer heed aff' and 'fucking moan en' were yelled in unison as the young pussywipes played out a Still Game like scene to the masses. They'll be going hammer and tongs into their 3 litres of cider by now, god bless the young shellsuited warriors who wouldn't have struck fear into a baby kitten.
Thank you very much for the three points Partick Thisle. Have a bloody good night.8
Gracias.
Dunno why but that reminded me of a Big Gus pie review [emoji38]

Glorious.
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