Bert Raccoon Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 20 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Which jeans? Like these. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Had to get the bus to work today and the number 44 in Lincoln is like a mobile Jeremy Kyle show. Some lassie with a baby in a pushchair was shouting and swearing down the phone (presumably at one of the potential fathers) that she had no fucking money, no fucking nappies and that the baby had shat itself. Shouting only ended when her call was curtailed. 'Aww f**k, I've ran out of credit.' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 15 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: Had to get the bus to work today and the number 44 in Lincoln is like a mobile Jeremy Kyle show. Some lassie with a baby in a pushchair was shouting and swearing down the phone (presumably at one of the potential fathers) that she had no fucking money, no fucking nappies and that the baby had shat itself. Shouting only ended when her call was curtailed. 'Aww f**k, I've ran out of credit.' Buy a fucking car, or are ye happy to be on the subs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Just now, Tony Ferrino said: Buy a fucking car, or are ye happy to be on the subs? Clue was in the first sentence m9. Had to get the bus to work today......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 8 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: Clue was in the first sentence m9. Had to get the bus to work today......... Today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I think Today has sniffed himself to death.....☹☹☹☹ ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Today? Never had to get the bus yesterday, hopefully won't have to get the bus to work tomorrow. All depends what time the garage ring me. Got it yet? Take your time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 11 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: Never had to get the bus yesterday, hopefully won't have to get the bus to work tomorrow. All depends what time the garage ring me. Got it yet? Take your time. 10 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: Never had to get the bus yesterday, hopefully won't have to get the bus to work tomorrow. All depends what time the garage ring me. Got it yet? Take your time. Aye. Got it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Just now, Tony Ferrino said: Aye. Got it. Your prize is in the post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, LincolnHearts said: Your prize is in the post Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: Your prize is in the post What does that mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 Whoosh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 9 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: What does that mean? Sniffing the glue last night mate? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 10 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Eh? You heard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 14 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Correct. In dundee it's pretty much guaranteed if you put something out infront of your house or flat it will be gone within the next few days/hours Including unwanted wives? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 28, 2018 Author Share Posted February 28, 2018 Including unwanted wives? Is there any other kind? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Including unwanted wives? I wish mines would f**k off to work and stop milking this ‘can’t even get off the drive’ pish with this snow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Including unwanted wives? Is there any other kind? Ones that are breathingly challenged? 1 minute ago, heedthebaa said: I wish mines would f**k off to work and stop milking this ‘can’t even get off the drive’ pish with this snow This. Except mine doesn't work but I still wish she would f**k off and stop nipping my bonce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ones that are breathingly challenged? This. Except mine doesn't work but I still wish she would f**k off and stop nipping my bonce. On her second day off, unreal, she’s demanding breakfast, lunch, even had me ironing yesterday, 3 hrs that would have taken her an hour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 People who are incapable of using bins correctly. Living in the city centre I've seen black bags left beside the big kerbside bins because it is full. You walk 30 seconds down the street and there is another bin that has plenty of room. Even better once the seagulls have had a go at the bags and rubbish is covering the pavement. Folk who chuck their general rubbish into the big recycling bins annoys me too. We also have recycling bins at work and the amount of folk who chuck wrappers and the like into the one for food waste grates me a bit too. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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