welshbairn Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Cynical people. It must be a horrible existence to want to look for that absolute worst in everything instead of looking for the positives and trying to enjoy it. ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinatoon Bairn Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 c***s who regularly relieve themselves of wind when sitting in an office with absolutely no attempt to hold it in. Sometimes even going to the lengths of raising one cheek. c***s who trim their nails with scissors when sitting in the office. c***s at football games who call for players to be hooked within the first 5 minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 People who take their shoes off in offices, planes, or other places where one should wear shoes. Nobody wants to see your socks with holes and smell your stinky feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 45 minutes ago, jupe1407 said: Other drivers failing to give you a wave of acknowledgement for letting them through. Women are by a fucking mile the worst offenders for it. c***s. You can have a whole thread just for scummy driving behaviour (actually I think we had one at some point). One is drivers who are turning at an intersection and go right up to the crosswalk to try to intimidate the pedestrians to walk faster, in Canada it's usually airheads in big pickup trucks who are over compensating for something 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Fat Sun-reading workmen who have overly loud conversations. Fucking scummy jakie p***ks. Usually OF fans. Workmen who catcall women are the worst. Right, like that 20 year old blonde is really going to want to sleep with a fat middle aged guy covered in dirt Edited February 24, 2018 by senorsoupe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 People who open all of the windows on public transport without asking anyone else need shot with an uzi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 People who have those haircuts shaved in the sides like it's WWII. Always reminds me of the Simpsons episode: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 5 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Spitting, the calling card of a scumbag. Must try and dig out some East London Advertisers for you. The letters page was full of “I saw someone spitting on the street the other day. In the Krays’ day they’d have pulled him up and given him a good slap. Send ‘em home.”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 6 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Spitting, the calling card of a scumbag. Very true, but the c***s who press one nostril and snot out the other are scummier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 (edited) Hitting children. Pontificating about how today's social problems are a result of kids not being hit enough. This second point came to mind because I've been seeing so many right-wingers espousing that bollocks over the last few days. Mostly people who would shit themselves if there was any danger of someone hitting them. Edited February 24, 2018 by Shotgun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Have to admit I regularly commit most of the offences on here. Try to be discrete though, like spitting in a roadside drain when I think nobody can see. Bit nervous about going to Japan in October where apparently blowing your nose in public is on par with masturbating in front of children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Went to supplier meeting last week, the contact had a small ‘meeting area’ in her office where she was already settled upon my arrival, slurping a lemsip her papers surrounded by snot filled tissues on the table. She then offers to shake my hand. Fuckin boggin! If your so full of phlegm, bouts of coughing and sneezing, just stay at home!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 People who have no concept of what a queue is. c***s who have a bonfire or a bbq next door when you've got washing out. People who leave their bins out in the street for days despite walking past them a dozen times a day. Having a dog and never taking it for a walk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Waited 20 minutes for a bus in Malaga this afternoon. Was first to arrive but fair play these fuckers don't queue so, whilst irritating, was able to cope. But the crowning turd in the shite pipe was the first cow to get on the bus hadn't the faintest idea how much her fare was, hadn't checked her purse and didn't have enough money. She was clearly a local so I reckon she was trying it on. Anyway, 5 minutes this went on - and in bus queue terms that's a long time - before the driver had to relent. Anyway, c***s that never - never ever - think about an upcoming transaction before they get asked for the money should be flung in the sea. c***s that subsequently try to get out of paying at all are scum who boil everyone's piss. My "in the name of f**k" at a volume that embarrased my wife was instantly understood by my Spanish queuing compadres. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Two more things that smokers do: Take a last drag of their cigarette before entering a building / vehicle or something like that, then exhale the smoke in the inside of the building. Light up their cigarette before they're out of a building. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 On the subject of phones, c***s in meetings who are constantly on their phones answering emails and such. If you aren't arsed about the meeting don't fucking go! I find it really rude 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, HTG said: Waited 20 minutes for a bus in Malaga this afternoon. Was first to arrive but fair play these fuckers don't queue so, whilst irritating, was able to cope. But the crowning turd in the shite pipe was the first cow to get on the bus hadn't the faintest idea how much her fare was, hadn't checked her purse and didn't have enough money. She was clearly a local so I reckon she was trying it on. Anyway, 5 minutes this went on - and in bus queue terms that's a long time - before the driver had to relent. Anyway, c***s that never - never ever - think about an upcoming transaction before they get asked for the money should be flung in the sea. c***s that subsequently try to get out of paying at all are scum who boil everyone's piss. My "in the name of f**k" at a volume that embarrased my wife was instantly understood by my Spanish queuing compadres. Maybe she had to be somewhere but didn't have enough money. You fascist! Your Spanish compadres were probably Francoists. Edited February 24, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Last night, sitting watching some of the Old Grey Whistle Test on BBC4. Missus sitting reading her kindle. PCHING. PCHING. Click click click click click click click click click. ”can you please put your phone on silent sweetheart, I can’t here Bob Harris over the noise of your fucking incessant typing responses to Facebook messenger” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I can’t here Bob Harris Maybe if the c**t spoke up a bit it wouldn't be a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 10 hours ago, Dindeleux said: People who don’t pick up their dog shit. These a*******s are the worst, no time for them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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