coprolite Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 On 31/03/2018 at 00:30, The_Kincardine said: Hold their knife like a pencil and/or scoop peas with their fork as if it's a spoon. And how should one eat one's peas if one wishes to avoid i advertedly disclosing ones plebian roots? balancing 6-8 on a flat face of a fork seems like the sensible thing to do. Should i be mashing them into my celeriac puree and wild garlic espuma? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Know about buses like which number of bus goes where and how much the bus is and what you do on a bus to buy a ticket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: Know about buses like which number of bus goes where and how much the bus is and what you do on a bus to buy a ticket. Harsh on @Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Put the letter “h” into words to signify they are a bit Celticy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Put the letter “h” into words to signify they are a bit Celticy. ^^^bhig team fhound 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Cant be asses checking back 22 pages to check so apologies is its been done - the sofa and chairs in the front garden for months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 Wear tight trousers with no socks in public 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 13 hours ago, coprolite said: And how should one eat one's peas if one wishes to avoid i advertedly disclosing ones plebian roots? balancing 6-8 on a flat face of a fork seems like the sensible thing to do. Should i be mashing them into my celeriac puree and wild garlic espuma? No, silly. Press the peas onto the tines of one's fork. Not only does this look elegant but, as the peas are crushed, they don't appear as little floaters when one goes to one's lavvy the next day. Drinking a cup of tea/coffee with the spoon still in is the action of a plebeian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 The correct thing to do is fire aw yer peas in among the mash, mix it all together, then the resultant mixture can be eaten no problem using a knife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: The correct thing to do is fire aw yer peas in among the mash, mix it all together, then the resultant mixture can be eaten no problem using a knife. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 44 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: No, silly. Press the peas onto the tines of one's fork. Not only does this look elegant but, as the peas are crushed, they don't appear as little floaters when one goes to one's lavvy the next day. Drinking a cup of tea/coffee with the spoon still in is the action of a plebeian. I have never heard of this pea practice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I have never heard of this pea practice. I think that firmly puts you in your place 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 The correct thing to do is get peas to f**k 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted April 1, 2018 Author Share Posted April 1, 2018 Wear joggers, especially grey cotton ones, when they aren’t doing exercise and have clearly not done so for some time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 The correct thing to do is get peas to f**k Give peas a chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 17 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Wear tight trousers with no socks in public This is quite the fashion among Seoul's trendy young men. A country that needs a good war. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Keep their blinds fully open and have hundreds of stuff on their windowsill. OR Never open their blinds and curtains at all. I'm sure you've all seen these kind of houses. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 (edited) Support Kilmarnock Edited April 2, 2018 by Millions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Live in Kilmarnock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Never open their blinds and curtains at all. I'm sure you've all seen these kind of houses. My neighbour is like this. Add to it the mountain of uncleared junkmail as seen through the bit of glass by the door, never ever turning off the TV and the occasional waft of whatever it is that resembles rotting flesh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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