The_Kincardine Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Get married at a football ground. Sorry, Lisa & Tom. I know you're two of our own and I hope you are having a happy life but this is just tacky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Do they avoid greens out of principal? A lot of Rangers fans seem to be hefty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 We Ate The People. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 If they're from Edinburgh, absolutely despise Glasgow for no reason and vice versa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Use this service, probably. My dog barks at me until I put his fleece on for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 8 hours ago, accies1874 said: Referring to their girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/sister/brother as "this one". See: "Don't no were ad be without this one xoxo" Referring to something as "wee" when it isn't actually small in size whatsoever. See: "Gawn for a wee day oot wi this one xoxo" Calling someone who enjoys the finer things in life a Tory. Not knowing when to use "there", "their", "they're", "seen", "saw", "done" or "did". Liking, retweeting or sharing "Scottish Patter" or "Scottish Twitter". Tagging people in Facebook comments. Tory ^^ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: My dog barks at me until I put his fleece on for him. I’ve asked Victoria and she reckons it’s a cry for help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 7 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Get married at a football ground. Sorry, Lisa & Tom. I know you're two of our own and I hope you are having a happy life but this is just tacky. Tom had better watch himself, Lisa looks like she could deliver a decent uppercut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Highland Capital said: If they're from Edinburgh, absolutely despise Glasgow for no reason and vice versa. Edinburgh people hate Glasgow because of the bigot brothers - reason enough, surely. Glasgow people hate Edinburgh because they're jealous Glasgow isn't the capital. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 10 hours ago, accies1874 said: Referring to their girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/sister/brother as "this one". See: "Don't no were ad be without this one xoxo" Referring to something as "wee" when it isn't actually small in size whatsoever. See: "Gawn for a wee day oot wi this one xoxo" Calling someone who enjoys the finer things in life a Tory. Not knowing when to use "there", "their", "they're", "seen", "saw", "done" or "did". Liking, retweeting or sharing "Scottish Patter" or "Scottish Twitter". Tagging people in Facebook comments. Please add Two, To, Too to the list of words they don't know how to use. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: Tom had better watch himself, Lisa looks like she could deliver a decent uppercut. Did they no get a burl on the bike? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Chucking their Christmas trees out on the street in April. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said: Please add Two, To, Too to the list of words they don't know how to use. And your/you're and its/it's. In fact, apostrophes in general. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Eat pizza crunch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 12 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Get married at a football ground. Sorry, Lisa & Tom. I know you're two of our own and I hope you are having a happy life but this is just tacky. What an ensemble of odd shaped mutants, **** are terrifyingly ugly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Chucking their Christmas trees out on the street in April. Before putting a new one up in August. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 5 hours ago, GordonD said: And your/you're and its/it's. In fact, apostrophes in general. Using of instead of have is the worst of the fucking lot. Those c***s should have their fucking fingers cut off. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Using of instead of have is the worst of the fucking lot. Those c***s should of their fucking fingers cut off. FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Did Lisa and Tom's marriage last longer than their football club? Also, the transitions on that fucking video 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Cook pasta in the oven, blootered in Dolmio sauce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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