Fullerene Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 8 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Lit a match in a petrol station. Paid for someone else's petrol by mistake in a petrol station. Pissed in a bin in a petrol station. Drove into a closed petrol station stoned and got asked for directions by a guy laughing at me trying to fill up my car. Drove drunk into a petrol station a street away from my house to buy fags. Stole a shoot five from a petrol station. f**k sake, I was an idiot back then. I bet you don't go to that petrol station anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Stuck a knife in the toaster to get a bit of stuck toast out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Ate a Vindaloo curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Tried to clear an industrial shredder with my fingers and a metal letter opener without checking I’d definitely turned the power off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Shave my pubes. On the plus side it made my Johnson look huge but when the hairs started growing back it was itchy as f**k. This lasted for the best part of a year. For several months I was driven to distraction by a terminally itchy clackersack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 23 minutes ago, supermik said: Ate a Vindaloo curry. So what you're saying is you're a serial cheese thief? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 This thread is ought to bring a few Walter Mitty type characters out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broony88 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 10 hours ago, glassnahalf said: Falling into the quay after being turfed out of a night club at 1 am. How I survived is a mystery. How I made it to my dad's flat is another! Gary Mackay Steven found! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Invaded Poland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 16 minutes ago, nsr said: Invaded Poland. I did that once but I think I got away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Shoved peas up my nose so I couldn't breath and had to contact my GP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Believe The Hype said: Shoved peas up my nose so I couldn't breath and had to contact my GP All of us have done that. Sorry that should read “You must be a fucking zoomer.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 in my younger days, stupidly drove in the morning the day after a night out, after a good few hours of kip but in all likelihood still firmly over the legal limit. My face the entire time I was in the motor was pretty much Have played it ultra safe with avoiding alcohol and driving since then i.e. if I'm out on the Saturday night I don't even touch the car keys until the Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Attended an old firm game. Like travelling in time and space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Rugster said: Stuck a knife in the toaster to get a bit of stuck toast out. Ah your profile picture makes sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Drove back from Wales the day after a wedding and cannot remember anything until about Carlisle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 25 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: All of us have done that. Sorry that should read “You must be a fucking zoomer.” I was 2 years old. I doubt peas were even invented when you were that age so I understand your outburst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Shave my pubes. On the plus side it made my Johnson look huge but when the hairs started growing back it was itchy as f**k. This lasted for the best part of a year. For several months I was driven to distraction by a terminally itchy clackersack. Mods, please. I hope using that word is also something you do only once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherchance Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Went full throttle on a quad bike over a large pile of logs in activities week when I was about 16, went flying over the handlebars and smashed my face to f**k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Used a bike as a weapon in a fight. In fairness I was 13 and panicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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