Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, shuggz said: And Tom Daley is going to be a dad...weird world we live n. A different type of diver IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Davidson junior, pay attention in class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, The OP said: Sperm is usually white. 14 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Mine has a yellowy tinge, going cheap though. You don't know whether you're coming or going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 I think the good doctor has spent too much time in the sun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 I always thought she was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 40 minutes ago, shuggz said: And Tom Daley is going to be a dad...weird world we live n. Are you suggesting Tom Daley shagged Ruth Davidson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 44 minutes ago, shuggz said: And Tom Daley is going to be a dad...weird world we live n. How is that weird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: How is that weird? because his boyfriend is pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Just now, DanMc99 said: because his boyfriend is pregnant So you've never seen Junior? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Dr Koop said: Gay and fertile. Yes, completely unheard of. IT'S ADAM AND EVE, NOT TOM AND RUTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Diving and wriggling is quite a combination, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 41 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Are you suggesting Tom Daley shagged Ruth Davidson? Girls on top, natch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Brian Taylor was nearly greeting over the news. They still try to put across the cheery wee tory, she's a vile c**t, but best wishes and aw that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 I thought Tory automatons were created in pods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 2 hours ago, shuggz said: And Tom Daley is going to be a dad...weird world we live n. Eh? Tom Daley is human. Davidson is a Kim Jong Un effigy made of bits of dead Tory, sewn together in CCHQ by the descendants of Operation Paperclip and given life by one of Satan’s hottest farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Spit it out in 10 minutes and be back at work the next day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Eh? Tom Daley is human. Davidson is a Kim Jong Un effigy made of bits of dead Tory, sewn together in CCHQ by the descendants of Operation Paperclip and given life by one of Satan’s hottest farts. Harsh but fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 William Edward Davidson guaranteed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 I'm clearly a terrible person for immediately thinking "must be a big vote soon" upon hearing this joyous news. I am suitably ashamed at my cynicism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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