Cerberus Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I have impacted ear wax after I tried to get some ear wax out my ear with one of those cotton bud sticks and I ended up pushing it further in. This place is filled with a fair number of freaks. What are some of the weird stuff you have going on? Anyone got the scabies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 This could get interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I have impacted ear wax after I tried to get some ear wax out my ear with one of those cotton bud sticks and I ended up pushing it further in. This place is filled with a fair number of freaks. What are some of the weird stuff you have going on? Anyone got the scabies? Have you tried blowing it out from the other side? 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 After ten days of thinking i had a virus I’m currently recovering from sepsis and pneumonia. i also have borderline personality disorder which makes me sound like a proper nutter! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 53 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I have impacted ear wax after I tried to get some ear wax out my ear with one of those cotton bud sticks and I ended up pushing it further in. This place is filled with a fair number of freaks. What are some of the weird stuff you have going on? Anyone got the scabies? I had the same thing then tried to clean it out with hot water and ear wax removal stuff and ended up with an ear infection. Go to one of those private ear clinics and they sook it out with a hoover. (Kenneth Williams gif) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I just use bleach to get rid of ear wax. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 38 minutes ago, Rowan said: After ten days of thinking i had a virus I’m currently recovering from sepsis and pneumonia. i also have borderline personality disorder which makes me sound like a proper nutter! How many more aliases until it's no longer borderline, Magee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I can only assume that if you had enough earwax there that you pushed it in rather than cleaned it out, that you hadn't cleaned your ears in about eight months you clatty b*****d. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Couple of drops of Olive Oil, bit of loose cotton wool and lay with that ear face down. Bursd at Sainsburys pharmacy told me that when I went looking for some Earex. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Back at work on light duties after 20 days off due to fracturing my spine and getting a herniated disc. Never watched so much tv in my life. My ears are fine. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Just usually stick the pinky in my ear in a hot shower & have had no problems with wax build up. You want a wee bit still there to stop inner ear infections. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I have a cyst behind my left ear; went to the docs and they said it's completely benign so not gonna bother getting it removed. Not noticeably really as well which is always good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, SweeperDee said: I have a cyst behind my left ear; went to the docs and they said it's completely benign so not gonna bother getting it removed. Not noticeably really as well which is always good. Well, you can't notice it... Was made to go to the doctors by an (irresistible) combination of my youngest step daughter and my wife nagging me about a "growth" - coincidentally behind my left ear - which they said should be checked out as they thought it could be skin cancer, so eventually I went. Turned out to be some sort of wart, which the doctor said he would keep an eye on and was nothing to worry about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Well, you can't notice it... Was made to go to the doctors by an (irresistible) combination of my youngest step daughter and my wife nagging me about a "growth" - coincidentally behind my left ear - which they said should be checked out as they thought it could be skin cancer, so eventually I went. Turned out to be some sort of wart, which the doctor said he would keep an eye on and was nothing to worry about. Nah, I’ve asked a few people to see if it’s noticeable and they said it’s fine. [emoji23] Always wise to go to the doctors about any lumps though, was scary finding it to begin with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Just now, SweeperDee said: Nah, I’ve asked a few people to see if it’s noticeable and they said it’s fine. Always wise to go to the doctors about any lumps though, was scary finding it to begin with. Very true, not going but worrying about it doesn't solve anything, and in the minority of cases could prove fatal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: Nah, I’ve asked a few people to see if it’s noticeable and they said it’s fine. Always wise to go to the doctors about any lumps though, was scary finding it to begin with. ^^^ Wingnut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Ive got a broken foot, I walked about with it for 4 weeks, then went to Lanzarote on holiday for a fortnight, and it was throbbing when I got home, so i went to the MIU and it turned out that it was actually broken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverWolfe Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I once carpet burned my knees off, had my banjo snapped, fainted from the blood and caught an "infection" after a drunken one night stand then spent the next 4 years snapping the banjo every time I got my hole. Brutal! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Recently developed plantar fasciitis in my left foot. Bit of a cunto considering I have to use the foot regularly. For walking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I've had a split lip for about 3 years. Good excuse for not smiling at people though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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