Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Clearly a missed opportunity to batter your nuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: That's me convinced..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 6 hours ago, sjc said: That's me convinced..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 What a delightful pair of shoes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 53 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: What a delightful pair of shoes. Cheers. Hope you're shaking off that hangover. Sounded a bad one but glad the medical professionals gave you the TLC that is usually so cruelly denied to the savagely hungover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Get some socks on you absolute fucking monster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 26 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Get some socks on you absolute fucking monster The thought of wearing any sort of footwear without socks gives me the boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, throbber said: The wrists are understandable because of the veins I suppose and I know a few people who are squeamish about that. Not sure I know anyone else who has it with the left side of their groin though! I quite often have a dream someone has me in a hold and they have their foot on the sensitive part and I can’t get out of it and the more I struggle the more pressure is on it and it’s absolutely horrible for me, the worst kind of torture. My vasectomy was horrific - the injections were like getting booted in the balls, then having them stretch, shave and slice the balls. If you ever need one then ask to be under a general anes knocked out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, IainMorton said: The thought of wearing any sort of footwear without socks gives me the boak. Some sort of cheapy man-made things just rot/stink if you wear without shoes but some quality Italian gear like that happily takes a sockless foot without getting smelly and manky. Got running shoes on this morning and they need socks. Usually wear football-type socks and leggings as they help stop me getting muscle tears. Did a few workouts with just wee trainer socks at the weekend and have tweaked a calf muscle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 hour ago, IainMorton said: The thought of wearing any sort of footwear without socks gives me the boak. What about slippers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: What about slippers? What about them. He's not a monster, a child or a granny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Just now, Shandon Par said: What about them. He's not a monster, a child or a granny. Without pics I'm not ruling out any of the above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Without pics I'm not ruling out any of the above. Fair point. Statistically, 89.7% of Morton fans are rated as "very likely" to become serial killers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 3 hours ago, throbber said: My Mrs wants me to get one after we have one more child, I don’t fancy it myself! You chose to live with her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 A guy at work is just back from having a perianal abscess fixed.Looks nasty. Don’t Google it if you’re at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: A guy at work is just back from having a perianal abscess fixed. Looks nasty. Don’t Google it if you’re at work. Was he showing it off at lunchtime or something? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 I had an MRI scan. Very noisy, pretty boring, wouldn’t bother if I was you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, Cerberus said: A guy at work is just back from having a perianal abscess fixed. Looks nasty. Don’t Google it if you’re at work. Eww. Not the same thing I was thinking of that a mate of mine had a few years back though...forget what it was called in medical terms, but it was basically the bit between the tailbone and the top of the arsecrack getting infected. Treatment consisted of getting the area cored out to all intents and purposes and packed with dressing which had to be changed every couple of days - apparently even less fun than it sounds. He got about six weeks off work, but according to him spent the entire time lying face down on the couch watching Homes Under The Hammer and waiting for when he could take the next lot of painkillers. Edited August 14, 2018 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Hillonearth said: Eww. Not the same thing I was thinking of that a mate of mine had a few years back though...forget what it was called in medical terms, but it was basically the bit between the tailbone and the top of the arsecrack getting infected. Treatment consisted of getting the area cored out to all intents and purposes and packed with dressing which had to be changed every couple of days - apparently even less fun than it sounds. He got about six weeks off work, but according to him spent the entire time lying face down on the couch watching Homes Under The Hammer and waiting for when he could take the next lot of painkillers. Pilonidal sinus. Probably from a cyst or abscess. Can be b*****ds to heal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 On 14/08/2018 at 08:52, NJ2 said: I had an MRI scan. Very noisy, pretty boring, wouldn’t bother if I was you. MRIs are amazing if you get to see the pictures of inside your body. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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