Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 22 minutes ago, ah-dee said: 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What are you posting on? posting on my phone with the screen light turned right down so can harfly see it Offiously 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 On 27/05/2018 at 15:00, sjc said: cos this definitely didn't happen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Clearly a missed opportunity to batter your nuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: That's me convinced..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 6 hours ago, sjc said: That's me convinced..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 What a delightful pair of shoes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 53 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: What a delightful pair of shoes. Cheers. Hope you're shaking off that hangover. Sounded a bad one but glad the medical professionals gave you the TLC that is usually so cruelly denied to the savagely hungover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Get some socks on you absolute fucking monster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 There’s probably some deep-seated logic behind that. On your right side under there is your liver. Get hit there with a sweet shot, not even much power, and you’ll know why it’s a good idea to feel protective about that area. Alternatively, find a willing assistant and watch the light fade from their eyes and colour drain from their cheeks about two and a half seconds after you hit them there. I’ve got the same squeamish feeling with my wrists. The wrists are understandable because of the veins I suppose and I know a few people who are squeamish about that. Not sure I know anyone else who has it with the left side of their groin though! I quite often have a dream someone has me in a hold and they have their foot on the sensitive part and I can’t get out of it and the more I struggle the more pressure is on it and it’s absolutely horrible for me, the worst kind of torture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 26 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Get some socks on you absolute fucking monster The thought of wearing any sort of footwear without socks gives me the boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, throbber said: The wrists are understandable because of the veins I suppose and I know a few people who are squeamish about that. Not sure I know anyone else who has it with the left side of their groin though! I quite often have a dream someone has me in a hold and they have their foot on the sensitive part and I can’t get out of it and the more I struggle the more pressure is on it and it’s absolutely horrible for me, the worst kind of torture. My vasectomy was horrific - the injections were like getting booted in the balls, then having them stretch, shave and slice the balls. If you ever need one then ask to be under a general anes knocked out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 My vasectomy was horrific - the injections were like getting booted in the balls, then having them stretch, shave and slice the balls. If you ever need one then ask to be under a general anes knocked out. My Mrs wants me to get one after we have one more child, I don’t fancy it myself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, IainMorton said: The thought of wearing any sort of footwear without socks gives me the boak. Some sort of cheapy man-made things just rot/stink if you wear without shoes but some quality Italian gear like that happily takes a sockless foot without getting smelly and manky. Got running shoes on this morning and they need socks. Usually wear football-type socks and leggings as they help stop me getting muscle tears. Did a few workouts with just wee trainer socks at the weekend and have tweaked a calf muscle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 hour ago, IainMorton said: The thought of wearing any sort of footwear without socks gives me the boak. What about slippers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: What about slippers? What about them. He's not a monster, a child or a granny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Just now, Shandon Par said: What about them. He's not a monster, a child or a granny. Without pics I'm not ruling out any of the above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Without pics I'm not ruling out any of the above. Fair point. Statistically, 89.7% of Morton fans are rated as "very likely" to become serial killers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 3 hours ago, throbber said: My Mrs wants me to get one after we have one more child, I don’t fancy it myself! You chose to live with her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 A guy at work is just back from having a perianal abscess fixed.Looks nasty. Don’t Google it if you’re at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: A guy at work is just back from having a perianal abscess fixed. Looks nasty. Don’t Google it if you’re at work. Was he showing it off at lunchtime or something? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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