sjc Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Sore jaw today. Got pinned down, Gulliver style with some croquet goals round my neck, feet hands. Then dared my daughter to put a croquet ball in my mouth and then belt it away with the mallet. Her aim was decent but not perfect. Why don't you just admit someone chinned you in the pub for having shite shoes on, cos this definitely didn't happen! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Sore jaw today. Got pinned down, Gulliver style with some croquet goals round my neck, feet hands. Then dared my daughter to put a croquet ball in my mouth and then belt it away with the mallet. Her aim was decent but not perfect. Some questions..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Sore jaw today. Got pinned down, Gulliver style with some croquet goals round my neck, feet hands. Then dared my daughter to put a croquet ball in my mouth and then belt it away with the mallet. Her aim was decent but not perfect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Just a bit of William Tell-esquire carrying on at quite a boozy party in the sun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: I've got a boil in my armpit. Not pleasant but a good excuse or doing fuckall. Cancel the crowdfunding appeal, just squeezed out a shot glass full of lime green puss. Enjoy your tea! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 I have a sensitive part on the left side of my groin that I can’t stand having any pressure applied to. If someone were to clamp my down and put pressure on it it would be the most horrendous form of torture for me i sometimes have nightmares that it’s happening to me and wake up in a cold sweat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, throbber said: I have a sensitive part on the left side of my groin that I can’t stand having any pressure applied to. If someone were to clamp my down and put pressure on it it would be the most horrendous form of torture for me i sometimes have nightmares that it’s happening to me and wake up in a cold sweat. You should cut out that whirly flapping you do for pm's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 You should cut out that whirly flapping you do for pm's. It’s not a physical thing, I think it’s psychological as I don’t think it’s a soft spot as such. I remember I went sky diving in Taupo, New Zealand (north island) and the harness they put on me was applying a great deal of pressure to the area and the second that happened I was more scared of that than being thrown out of a plane at 10,000 feet. Pretty much ruined the experience for me and I couldn’t get that bastsrding harness off soon enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Cancel the crowdfunding appeal, just squeezed out a shot glass full of lime green puss. Enjoy your tea! Pics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 It’s not a physical thing, I think it’s psychological as I don’t think it’s a soft spot as such. I remember I went sky diving in Taupo, New Zealand (north island) and the harness they put on me was applying a great deal of pressure to the area and the second that happened I was more scared of that than being thrown out of a plane at 10,000 feet. Pretty much ruined the experience for me and I couldn’t get that bastsrding harness off soon enough.I'm like that with the bottom of my ribs. Can't stand them being leaned on or touched. Like you, it's not physically uncomfortable it's just a weird psychological thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 2 hours ago, throbber said: It’s not a physical thing, I think it’s psychological as I don’t think it’s a soft spot as such. I remember I went sky diving in Taupo, New Zealand (north island) and the harness they put on me was applying a great deal of pressure to the area and the second that happened I was more scared of that than being thrown out of a plane at 10,000 feet. Pretty much ruined the experience for me and I couldn’t get that bastsrding harness off soon enough. I'm like that with the bottom of my ribs. Can't stand them being leaned on or touched. Like you, it's not physically uncomfortable it's just a weird psychological thing. There’s probably some deep-seated logic behind that. On your right side under there is your liver. Get hit there with a sweet shot, not even much power, and you’ll know why it’s a good idea to feel protective about that area. Alternatively, find a willing assistant and watch the light fade from their eyes and colour drain from their cheeks about two and a half seconds after you hit them there. I’ve got the same squeamish feeling with my wrists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: Cancel the crowdfunding appeal, just squeezed out a shot glass full of lime green puss. Enjoy your tea! Pics? He’s got guests coming round and has put it to good use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: He’s got guests coming round and has put it to good use. More like this tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: I'm like that with the bottom of my ribs. Can't stand them being leaned on or touched. Like you, it's not physically uncomfortable it's just a weird psychological thing. Good, not just me then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 18 minutes ago, welshbairn said: More like this tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 currently laid up in bed with a migraine. camt stand any form of light or noise. the missus also isnt buying it when i claim that getting a blowjob would help 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 12 minutes ago, ah-dee said: currently laid up in bed with a migraine. camt stand any form of light or noise. the missus also isnt buying it when i claim that getting a blowjob would help What are you posting on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: What are you posting on? Borrowed time by the sound of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 What are you posting on? posting on my phone with the screen light turned right down so can harfly see it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 13 minutes ago, ah-dee said: 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What are you posting on? posting on my phone with the screen light turned right down so can harfly see it I've heard that's good for a migraine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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