KnightswoodBear Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 13 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 13 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: At 21 I dumped a lassie by text message. She had a very debilitating illness and I decided I couldn't be arsed with it anymore. That one still makes me feel like an arsehole to this day. Were you f**k sending text messages at 21 ya auld duffer f**k up, shortarse. 12 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What was the illness? We need to know how much judgement to make. Whatever the eating and then throwing up to make yourself skinny one is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 Whatever the eating and then throwing up to make yourself skinny one is. i had a bulimic girlfriend in my teens. ditched her as she smelt like puke all the time. your actions are justified my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I've also dumped a lassie by text, felt pretty terrible but just wasn't the type for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 In first year of Uni, I broke up with a girl by sending her a Valentine’s Day card with a message saying ‘sorry but actually i’ve met someone else.’ It beggars belief why I took this approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 In first year of Uni, I broke up with a girl by sending her a Valentine’s Day card with a message saying ‘sorry but actually i’ve met someone else.’ It beggars belief why I took this approach. that is pure genious. on the other hand it is awful. no its genious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Had two Caramel Wafers and a Snowball so far this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 33 minutes ago, Adam said: I've also dumped a lassie by text, felt pretty terrible but just wasn't the type for me. Back in the day you just telt her best pal to relay the message on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 19 minutes ago, ah-dee said: that is pure genious. on the other hand it is awful. no its genious! Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 Really? i think so. original and just on the right side of funny rather than cruel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 8 minutes ago, ah-dee said: 14 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Really? i think so. original and just on the right side of funny rather than cruel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Whilst studying for her exams, my sister had a homemeade sign on her bedroom door which read "Quiet! Genious at work". The sign was there for two months and I never pointed it out to her, although I did to all our friends who visited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 my bad im dyslexic. really struggle with letters. numbers arent a problem but letters are a bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Agreeing to go for a drink with the wife on holiday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Most of you are absolute psychopaths. Easy now, I've not posted yet. [emoji33] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 19 minutes ago, supermik said: Agreeing to go for a drink with the wife on holiday You should nick it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: f**k up, shortarse. Whatever the eating and then throwing up to make yourself skinny one is. Belittling a serious condition on here is not your finest moment either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 22 minutes ago, supermik said: Agreeing to go for a drink with the wife on holiday that's the kindling for the beach barbecue sorted then.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 On 16/05/2018 at 22:52, wellinwigan said: I once greenied magee Hard to avoid, given the number of aliases he has had over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj_puttz Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I went on a blind date once, arranged via the internet in the early days of chat rooms and cybersex so various promises had been made. I got cold feet while in the boozer waiting for her so I did the old hide behind a newspaper trick while facing the door so I could peer over the top of it to check out the girl as she arrived. After getting my hopes up each time a stunner walked in only to quickly realise it wasn't her she eventually turned up. My heart sank as I realised she was definitely here to meet me and she was clearly a lot older than she had let on. Not a whole lot like her, very generous, description of herself either. Panicking, I remained hidden behind the paper while she scoured the pub looking for me. When she turned her back I sneaked out of the pub and walked away. After a minute or so my conscience started bothering me so I decided to go back, have a quick drink with her then make my excuses and leave. I got as far as the steps outside the pub when I saw her sitting there, her overnight bag next to her, in floods of tears. Needless to say I strolled straight passed and didn't go back. Absolute shitebaggery of the highest order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You should nick it. If I ever catch up with you I won’t nick you, you will get the full slash you mushroom eating deviant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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