Hedgecutter Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 16 hours ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Just ask them questions about themselves. Do actually ask them "Do you like owls?" There's actually a cracking Scottish Owl Centre in West Lothian which is pretty accessible for most on here, so taking them there would avoid any cringe worthy clichés and have them thinking "you know what, this guy actually is different from the rest". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Do actually ask them "Do you like owls?" There's actually a cracking Scottish Owl Centre in West Lothian which is pretty accessible for most on here, so taking them there would avoid any cringe worthy clichés and have them thinking "you know what, this guy actually is different from the rest". This could be positive, but start off with ‘do you like birds’ you may get a threesome, worst case scenario you go to owl sanctuary. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Get that problematic first fart in front of them away early. They may as well get to know the real you, and if they laugh you've got a keeper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Get that problematic first fart in front of them away early. They may as well get to know the real you, and if they laugh you've got a keeper. first time i went to my missus house i was holding a fart in for ages. necked the last of my beer so i could go get refills and let rip in the kitchen. it was loud. she shouts "i heard that" and burst out laughing. i knew in that moment she was a keeper.we have never held back since. its a unique bonding moment that first fart. on a par with losing your virginity 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 12 minutes ago, ah-dee said: its a unique bonding moment that first fart. on a par with losing your virginity Even better if you can get them out of the way at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Even better if you can get them out of the way at the same time. youve just ruined the memory of my first ride now. doesnt seem as gid now as it was fart free 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 10 hours ago, NJ2 said: Full rundown I said Full rundown, you say? Coffee Beach Netflix Stirfry Intercourse Home Does that sound like a good time to you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Full rundown, you say? Coffee Beach Netflix Stirfry Intercourse Home Does that sound like a good time to you? Depends what did you watch and what was in the stirfry? Its a win if you didnt have to cook it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 Just now, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Depends what did you watch and what was in the stirfry? Its a win if you didnt have to cook it! We watched Rick & Morty because I had never seen it before and she suggested it. The stirfry was a chicken and vegetable one. I prepped it and started cooking it and she put the sauce in and stirred it. Teamwork and that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Sounds like a good night! Never seen ricky and mort but all the kids love it. Congrats on a successful date. Hope it works out for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Take her for a drive to a place with a lovely view. Ensure your mates are in a nearby new Corsa with wifi built and pretend that their wifi is actually your wifi. Just ensure that you know their password. You're welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 23 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Sounds like a good night! Never seen ricky and mort but all the kids love it. Congrats on a successful date. Hope it works out for you. He got his hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 35 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: she put the sauce in and stirred it. Teamwork and that. ICR was asking about the stirfry, not the intercourse... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 45 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Full rundown, you say? Coffee Beach Netflix Stirfry Intercourse Home Does that sound like a good time to you? Nice one. So how much did this Full GFE cost you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj_puttz Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) If she likes Rick & Morty she can't be all bad. Next time she's round get Big Mouth on. Edited May 18, 2018 by pj_puttz ETA: Not a euphemism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Nice one. So how much did this Full GFE cost you? Just the price of the stirfry. Good deal IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Just the price of the stirfry. Good deal IMO. Blue dragon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Blue dragon? ASDA. I don't make it the generic ASDA way though. I marinade the chicken in Chinese Five Spice and a wee bit of olive oil and fire some soy sauce in once the stirfry is cooked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Blue waffle? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 52 minutes ago, pj_puttz said: If she likes Rick & Morty she can't be all bad. Next time she's round get Big Mouth on. well, if you're into threesomes with Dundee Deviants fine, but it's a from me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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