Shandon Par Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Many moons ago... had a run in with my then girlfriend and sought solace in the affections of a girl who had made it clear she would like to lie with me in the biblical sense in a note she had left for me in class. Seemed a very quiet. mousey type but quite pretty. Called her up and she told me to come over. Her bedroom door was plastered with pictures of men with erections (from playing cards and cutouts from pornographic mags). I'd had a hard evening so this didn't strike me as unusual. She pointed to the ones she imagined would look like my manhood. It still didn't strike me as unusual when she chatted to her flatmates to describe to them in detail what she was up to as she made a number of trips to the fridge to find foodstuffs to consume from my boaby. She then brought out a pair of new and quite fetching pvc pants and told me how much she enjoyed lovemaking with a full bladder. Having been waterboarded and chained to a radiator like Terry Waite, sleep finally came to us. In the morning she said she had plans to have my girlfriend killed so that she could have me to herself and that she would never wash her face again (having had it splashed with copious amounts of ejaculate). Might start a support group for P&B posters who have escaped sex dungeons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Many moons ago... had a run in with my then girlfriend and sought solace in the affections of a girl who had made it clear she would like to lie with me in the biblical sense in a note she had left for me in class. did she tuck it inside the exercise book that she'd left with you to have her homework marked ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: did she tuck it inside the exercise book that she'd left with you to have her homework marked ? Just for clarity, we were both students. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Many moons ago... had a run in with my then girlfriend and sought solace in the affections of a girl who had made it clear she would like to lie with me in the biblical sense in a note she had left for me in class. Seemed a very quiet. mousey type but quite pretty. Called her up and she told me to come over. Her bedroom door was plastered with pictures of men with erections (from playing cards and cutouts from pornographic mags). I'd had a hard evening so this didn't strike me as unusual. She pointed to the ones she imagined would look like my manhood. It still didn't strike me as unusual when she chatted to her flatmates to describe to them in detail what she was up to as she made a number of trips to the fridge to find foodstuffs to consume from my boaby. She then brought out a pair of new and quite fetching pvc pants and told me how much she enjoyed lovemaking with a full bladder. Having been waterboarded and chained to a radiator like Terry Waite, sleep finally came to us. In the morning she said she had plans to have my girlfriend killed so that she could have me to herself and that she would never wash her face again (having had it splashed with copious amounts of ejaculate). Might start a support group for P&B posters who have escaped sex dungeons. ^^^^ posted whilst still chained to the radiator imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 32 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Might start a support group for P&B posters who have vivid imaginations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Many moons ago... had a run in with my then girlfriend and sought solace in the affections of a girl who had made it clear she would like to lie with me in the biblical sense in a note she had left for me in class. Seemed a very quiet. mousey type but quite pretty. Called her up and she told me to come over. Her bedroom door was plastered with pictures of men with erections (from playing cards and cutouts from pornographic mags). I'd had a hard evening so this didn't strike me as unusual. She pointed to the ones she imagined would look like my manhood. It still didn't strike me as unusual when she chatted to her flatmates to describe to them in detail what she was up to as she made a number of trips to the fridge to find foodstuffs to consume from my boaby. She then brought out a pair of new and quite fetching pvc pants and told me how much she enjoyed lovemaking with a full bladder. Having been waterboarded and chained to a radiator like Terry Waite, sleep finally came to us. In the morning she said she had plans to have my girlfriend killed so that she could have me to herself and that she would never wash her face again (having had it splashed with copious amounts of ejaculate). Might start a support group for P&B posters who have escaped sex dungeons. Can I just say I believe this story to be up there with the hump tale, excellent post man, have a charles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: She wanted to kill your girlfriend ? So were you cheating on your girlfriend? And for the record she covered you with her piss ? I refer you to the thread title. Shandon Par has strictly stuck to topic, unlike most others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 I for one am happy that Shannon Par is back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 This is quite clearly the reason he had to disappear a few days ago. Given Shandon Par's track record of outrageous sexual stories we can only assume he's trying to be some sort of combination of throbber and sjc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: This is quite clearly the reason he had to disappear a few days ago. Given Shandon Par's track record of outrageous sexual stories we can only assume he's trying to be some sort of combination of throbber and sjc. What? An alcoholic ladyboy? Im sure I had one of them at Raffles Singapore in 86. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: This is quite clearly the reason he had to disappear a few days ago. Given Shandon Par's track record of outrageous sexual stories we can only assume he's trying to be some sort of combination of throbber and sjc. You have a track record of disbelieving any sexual anecdote that does not involve the missionary position in a monogamous relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You have a track record of disbelieving any sexual anecdote that does not involve the missionary position in a monogamous relationship. The last sexual story I remember SP sharing was a tale of him being drugged by two girls who took pictures of themselves putting stuff up his arse. Either St. Andrews was full of as many posh deviants as QAnon and the like would have you believe run in such circles or he's at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 The last sexual story I remember SP sharing was a tale of him being drugged by two girls who took pictures of themselves putting stuff up his arse. Either St. Andrews was full of as many posh deviants as QAnon and the like would have you believe run in such circles or he's at it.Your idea of a wild sexual fantasy would be any female being within a 12 meter radius of your wanking chariot so your take on Shandons post can be disregarded immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, throbber said: Your idea of a wild sexual fantasy would be any female being within a 12 meter radius of your wanking chariot so your take on Shandons post can be disregarded immediately. What would be in your sex dungeon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 What would be in your sex dungeon?Bobby Madley and his Jack Russell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 There used be a dungeon you could rent near city centre. One in north end city and there used be a bdsm club call old school. so a friend told me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 I believe Shandon’s tale. Folk are in to all sorts and alcohol can lower the inhibitions etc. I speak as a man who has once “been to bed with” a Tory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I speak as a man who has once “been to bed with” a Tory. ^^^^Rent boy found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 ^^^^Rent boy foundCouldn’t pay me enough to shag you though. SLAM!For avoidance of doubt, I am was not paid nor did I pay to sleep with this conservative voting individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: ^^^^Rent boy found You could get one these in your sex dungeon. It'll be the only equipment that would get used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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