Flybhoy Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 https://stv.tv/amp/1431756-man-in-coma-after-bulldog-rips-off-his-genitals-in-flat/ Think if I woke up from that coma to be told the news id immediately request a fatal dose of morphine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 You'd probably have killed the dog before it had a chance, by throwing a phone at it or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 If ever there was time to consider a sex change..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Keen to get Slippery P’s broken take on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Just now, nsr said: You'd probably have killed the dog before it had a chance, by throwing a phone at it or something. A quick phone call to the Provos would have sorted it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 If it was me the dog would choke to death... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: https://stv.tv/amp/1431756-man-in-coma-after-bulldog-rips-off-his-genitals-in-flat/ Think if I woke up from that coma to be told the news id immediately request a fatal dose of morphine You should take it as a kindly contribution to the gene pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 The boy should have dipped his cock in a glass of Listerine before bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 41 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The boy should have dipped his cock in a glass of Listerine before bed. If he shuts all his windows and puts the heating on full for a bit im sure all will be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 he had it coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 1 minute ago, ah-dee said: he had it coming He won't be coming any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnthebaptistist Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Aye no doubt he had accidentally spilled a large dollop of peanut butter on his exposed knackers before the dog struck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 When he awakens from his coma they should tell him his name is Caitlyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Shaushagesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason King Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 If Grimbo had owned the dog it wouldnt have happened. #ripgrimbodog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guts Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 4 hours ago, GordonD said: If it was me the dog would choke to death... If it was me the dog would be feeling pretty unsatisfied and still hungry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 If it was me all the bitches would get pregnant every time he farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 You would probably set fire to the house in a rage with the dog still inside... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Have you seen the size of this dog!? https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/old-english-bulldog-bites-mans-13395538 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Puts a whole different slant on the expression " The Dog's Bollocks " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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