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3 hours ago, Cerberus said:

People still doing Gender reveals.

Surely they are sex reveals, as you can't reveal someone else's gender.

But still popping a balloon filled with blue or pink confetti is a bizarre thing to do to celebrate an ultrasound scan. Hopefully when the bloon pops it kicks the maw in the pie.

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Absolutely howling at some bloke in Syria. bomb proof vest on. with smoldering buildings in the background - 

'The ongoing conflict is intensifying here in Syria, an overnight raid took out some high rise buildings.  This is Stewart, for LADbible, Syria.'

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3 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said:

I had to look this up. WTF.

How does this go?

"It's a boy!" - Hooray!
"It's a girl!" - Hooray!

No wonder the West is finished.

(Used to be) a Bit different in the East.

"It's a boy!" - Hooray!
"It's a girl!" - Fetch the coat hanger, Mrs Zheng.

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Surely they are sex reveals, as you can't reveal someone else's gender.
But still popping a balloon filled with blue or pink confetti is a bizarre thing to do to celebrate an ultrasound scan. Hopefully when the bloon pops it kicks the maw in the pie.



I had a mate that got arrested for a sex reveal.
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C**ts with 'full time mummy' in their Facebook/Twitter bio.
We get it, you're unemployed.
 
Boils. My. Piss.

Does that pish mean that working mums are part-time mums? Does it f**k. Every (good) parent is a full-time parent. You're a stay at home mum ya boot.
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13 hours ago, Highland Capital said:

Declaring their support (particularly in twibbon form) for Soldier F.

On Facebook the type of morons who do this will almost always have their profile picture surrounded by poppies as well.

 

The same idiots will probably also post "Free Tommy Robinson" at some point. Twats.

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On Facebook the type of morons who do this will almost always have their profile picture surrounded by poppies as well.
 
The same idiots will probably also post "Free Tommy Robinson" at some point. Twats.

Anyone with any type of banner over their profile picture probably deserves castration tbh. Especially if it's a political view.
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4 minutes ago, parxyz said:


Anyone with any type of banner over their profile picture probably deserves castration tbh. Especially if it's a political view.

It's the folk who have e.g. the French tricolour on their profile after a tragedy that seem a bit OFTW as well, I'm always reminded of the Ralph Wiggum "I'm helping!" meme when I see that. I also can't take anyone with the Brexit Party/UKIP logo as their profile picture seriously in any way.

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Any “filtered” photos, Ken the ones with like halos or puppy ears etc. as a “profile” pic anywhere.

For example, was scoping Tinder and there’s middle aged women with this shite up there. Sorry but you’re not 15 do grow up!

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