Hedgecutter Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Order from the European Dishes section of the Indian / Chinese menu. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Order from the European Dishes section of the Indian / Chinese menu. Brewdog w****r from my work get a Chicken Maryland [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 I was once in an Indian and a party of twelve were on the table next to us. More than half ordered from the European menu. Insanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I was once in an Indian . Edited September 23, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Unless they just don't like the food but still want to go out with their mates and are going with the majority choice of course.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] its so obvious I dont even want to take it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 For the other thread, but I'd be very wary of someone who didn't like Chinese or Indian food. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Chicken Maryland. On every Chinese and Indian menu since 1972... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Friend of mine coming this weekend"I don't like pork, bacon, any meat or fish except grilled chicken"f**k you coming to Germany for then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Friend of mine coming this weekend "I don't like pork, bacon, any meat or fish except grilled chicken" f**k you coming to Germany for then? I hear they do good grilled chicken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I was once in an Indian and a party of twelve were on the table next to us. More than half ordered from the European menu. Insanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Friend of mine coming this weekend "I don't like pork, bacon, any meat or fish except grilled chicken" f**k you coming to Germany for then? Beer, you nonce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Angusfifer said: Chicken Maryland. On every Chinese and Indian menu since 1972... Except in China, India or Maryland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Friend of mine coming this weekend "I don't like pork, bacon, any meat or fish except grilled chicken" f**k you coming to Germany for then? To remind people that we won the war. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Friend of mine coming this weekend "I don't like pork, bacon, any meat or fish except grilled chicken" f**k you coming to Germany for then? To visit the Reeperbahn in Hamburg and pump the Graeme Murty's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: Except in China, India or Maryland. I visited Maryland a while back. Wasn't on a single menu anywhere I ate. I looked for it in much the same spirit that when I visit a German speaking country at some point I more often than not will check the local phone book to see if there's anybody called Hitler in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Except in China, India or Maryland.The majority of a Chinese menu is nothing like what the Chinese eat at home either tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 15 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 11 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Except in China, India or Maryland. The majority of a Chinese menu is nothing like what the Chinese eat at home either tbh. You're joking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Proper Chinese food is ace and surprisingly healthy. Chinese restaurant across from my old flat is always full of Chinese folk and I eventually realised that their dishes weren't on 'our menu'. Turned out they had a special on-request menu to cater for their non kung po needs. This eventually became bilingual after they got fed up with translating for me every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Everyone in China eats Kung Po three times a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Proper Chinese food is ace and surprisingly healthy. Chinese restaurant across from my old flat is always full of Chinese folk and I eventually realised that their dishes weren't on 'our menu'. Turned out they had a special on-request menu to cater for their non kung po needs. This eventually became bilingual after they got fed up with translating for me every time. I suppose real Chinese food is surprisingly healthy when you look at the stodgy stuff on UK menus covered in thick sauces but when you look at Chinese people in general you don't usually see many bat fastards amongst them. I heard something recently on the radio where nutritionists are coming round to the way of thinking that maybe white rice is great for keeping the weight off when you consider the low obesity levels where rice is the staple diet in these SE Asian countries. 'Mon the rice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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