Calling Cards of Morons

[19QOS19]

Anyone that goes "BOOOOOOOO !!!! " at the fitba.
Especially fans that boo players that have just been sporting in giving the ball back to the opposition after the game's been stopped to allow an injured player to get tratment

They might be saying Boooourns.

[Cerberus]

Enjoys Lucozade.

[Hank Scorpio]

Working in Glasgow >working in Edinburgh
Going out in Edinburgh > going out in Glasgow

Strange because I’d say it’s the exact opposite. I’m from darkest Fife originally but have lived and worked in the centre of Edinburgh for the last 7 years. I think that the nightlife here is absolutely horrendous and take any opportunity that comes my way for a night out in Glasgow.

[Highland Capital]

Add footballers, who they don’t know personally, of the team they support on Facebook.

[Highland Capital]

Refer to the fellow fans of their club as a ‘family’.

[Highland Capital]

Folk declaring that they're 'signing off' social media for a while. 

[Shotgun]

2 hours ago, Highland Capital said:

Folk declaring that they're 'signing off' social media for a while. 

A lass on my Facebook went through a spell of making a huge song a dance over the fact that she wouldn't be using Facebook on Sundays any more. Every Saturday there was half a dozen status updates reminding us all, and making sure we knew not to message her there. Monday morning, it was how overwhelmed she was at how much she had to catch up on but it was worth it because she'd freed herself from the tyranny etc. etc.

Eventually she stopped once she realised nobody gave a flying chuff either way.

[Romeo]

Going out in Edinburgh > going out in Glasgow

Has there ever been a more stupid statement on P&B?

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

Has there ever been a more stupid statement on P&B?

Try his input in the politics section.

[Honest_Man#1]

As someone who’s lived in both, nightlife is far better in Glasgow, pubs included. Edinburgh is probably nicer for a night out with your partner with some good restaurants and exorbitantly priced cocktail bars though.

[D.A.F.C]

Glasgow gets stabby with knives

[Dazzle]

I must be going to the wrong places in Glasgow for nights out, I mean it's okay but nothing special. Edinburgh is far better.

[Herman Hessian]

people who watch Harry Potter films (wait - there's more...) who mutter the >entire< dialogue under their breath, just loud enough for you to hear, and - when they get a word wrong - pause , rewind and replay the offending scene with the barely audible amendment having been made

[stevieKTID]

People sitting at the back of the queuing traffic who blast their horn the second the light turns green then go mental because they didn't get through, calm doon m8 it will be green again that's how it works

[TheScarf]

If you've ever been a grass.  I've worked with a few over the years (not been a victim of the Wallace myself) and they have this aura about them.  This quality where you just think 'you're a fucking snake m8.  A brown-nosing to the management snake'.

There's a guy in my current office like that.  Honestly you wouldn't even tell this cunt your name he's that bad.  Doesn't help when he sits next to the office manager and clearly always looks at folks screens to see if they're working or skiving.  Then would drop a wee Skype message to the manager next to him grassing on you.  I tend just to not interact with him at all possible.

What makes it worse is that he holds his position in the company in very high regard, something everyone else in the office, including the manager, don't.  Nor does payroll given he's on the same money as me.

[steelmen]

I must be going to the wrong places in Glasgow for nights out, I mean it's okay but nothing special. Edinburgh is far better.

And I can be home in 10 minutes!!!

[Wardy]

Having stupid stickers on their cars. 

[Herman Hessian]

1 hour ago, MixuFixit said:

This seems awfully... specific

i'd prefer to categorise it as "just cause for what - on the face of it - sounds like a sadistic and frenzied murder, your honour..."

[Tony Ferrino]

People who still have their Christmas trees up.

[HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows]

1 hour ago, MixuFixit said:

Back on topic. Wall art of this nature:

 

Utter fucking gubbins. My house us plastered with them. "Dance in The Rain!". It's drizzling outside,  me- " fancy a walk up the woods?" Her - " nah,  better not, it's too wet".