Calling Cards of Morons

[Shotgun]

8 hours ago, The Moonster said:

See also: Couples who go on "Date Night's"

And also see also, people who go on "Date Night's" with their young children.

[Miguel Sanchez]

1 hour ago, Cerberus said:

Still listening to the music of those 2 guys that were in Oasis.
Being over 19 and wearing you're hair like the 2 guys from Oasis.

Your somewhat scattergun approach to this thread occasionally throws up something valid. This is one of them.

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

Taking the ‘beautiful food’ in alky pubs further, I once had a colleague who when I asked for really good recommendations for an upmarket place to take the mrs for our anniversary suggested Tony Macaroni. I said ‘oh i think id maybe be more looking got a Michelin star type place’ and she asked ‘Is that a pub?’.

[Romeo]

And also see also, people who go on "Date Night's" with their young children.

Fred and Rose west?

[Melanius Mullarkey]

26 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:

Taking the ‘beautiful food’ in alky pubs further, I once had a colleague who when I asked for really good recommendations for an upmarket place to take the mrs for our anniversary suggested Tony Macaroni. I said ‘oh i think id maybe be more looking got a Michelin star type place’ and she asked ‘Is that a pub?’.

She probably thought it was a garage tbf

[Melanius Mullarkey]

14 hours ago, The Moonster said:

......Five Guys.

...... how wide must your fanny be....

Nobody?

Anybody?

[Stellaboz]

Sigh.

Wid.

Next.

[ShaggysBeard]

2 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:

Taking the ‘beautiful food’ in alky pubs further, I once had a colleague who when I asked for really good recommendations for an upmarket place to take the mrs for our anniversary suggested Tony Macaroni. I said ‘oh i think id maybe be more looking got a Michelin star type place’ and she asked ‘Is that a pub?’.

My wife would be very chuffed if I took her to Tony Macaroni. Very impressed if we go after 6pm when they've stopped their £5 menu.

[19QOS19]

Folk who persist with umbrellas in the wind.

[KnightswoodBear]

10 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

Folk who persist with umbrellas in the wind.

Not one of Elton's better remembered numbers.

[D.A.F.C]

Not one of Elton's better remembered numbers.

Up there with sandles in the bin imo

[banana]

Casual shirts buttoned to the top.

[jamamafegan]

Still listening to the music of those 2 guys that were in Oasis.
Being over 19 and wearing you're hair like the 2 guys from Oasis.

Being unable to tell the difference between “you’re” and “your.”

[Honest_Man#1]

28 minutes ago, jamamafegan said:

 

Being unable to tell the difference between “you’re” and “your.”

 

I can feel the seethe, it’s dripping from your bucket hat by the gallon.

[Hampden Diehard]

People who still like to hear the beeps with every keystroke when they're typing in a text.

[Cerberus]

2 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

I can feel the seethe, it’s dripping from your bucket hat by the gallon.

He's raging cause he's got shite Oasis hair.

[Highland Capital]

Smoke, drink, take drugs, eat junk food etc. to excess yet claim they can give up whenever they want.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-46434480

[Bert Raccoon]

9 minutes ago, Zen Archer said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-46434480

[Highland Capital]

These lip fillers are vile and are for the vain and the narcissistic.