welshbairn Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, tarapoa said: Folk in the property up the road from us have two Mitsubishi Shoguns - one for hubby, one for the wife. Their registrations are SH1 GUN and SH2 GUN Their whole clan came to our vinyl night in our local hall and didn't want anything played except Status Quo. True morons - and morons with 'mair minney than sinss' as we say in these parts. That's even thicker than most, just repeating the clear brand label above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 post on Facebook about the lovely meal they just had in Wetherspoons/jimmy chungs etcMrs and her maw are both guilty of this. Oh the food in there is beautiful...Is it f**k its frozen stuff microwaved or deep fried. Cant stand this almost as much as folk who dont give a f**k about food because "I just eat to live".Get yourself tae f**k and learn how to cook. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 I know a couple who have matching cars (I forget the make) with registrations S200DAD and S200MUM. Sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 42 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs and her maw are both guilty of this. Oh the food in there is beautiful... Is it f**k its frozen stuff microwaved or deep fried. Cant stand this almost as much as folk who dont give a f**k about food because "I just eat to live". Get yourself tae f**k and learn how to cook. It's depressing. Do they not wonder why they can get a main course and glass of wine for like a fiver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 It's depressing. Do they not wonder why they can get a main course and glass of wine for like a fiver.The MIL is excusable in the fact that no one will ever cook her a nice dinner in her house. Mrs B though... She knows better and still spouts it every so often. Had a beautiful burger and chips in Wetherspoons..... Did ye f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 51 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Get yourself tae f**k and learn how to cook. We started getting Gousto meals recently. Mrs kindly told me she worried she would only be able to eat ready meals if she left me but Gousto has given her the confidence that she’d still eat well if she left! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 We started getting Gousto meals recently. Mrs kindly told me she worried she would only be able to eat ready meals if she left me but Gousto has given her the confidence that she’d still eat well if she left!Magic. Thats phase 2 done then....They really should put that in the adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Magic. Thats phase 2 done then.... They really should put that in the adverts. She did burn the noodles the other day and set fire to the recipe book the previous time but no denying she can now serve up a tasty dish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs and her maw are both guilty of this. Oh the food in there is beautiful... Is it f**k its frozen stuff microwaved or deep fried. Cant stand this almost as much as folk who dont give a f**k about food because "I just eat to live". Get yourself tae f**k and learn how to cook. See also: Couples who go on "Date Night's" and check themselves into Nando's or Five Guys. Just how wide must your fanny be if you're delighted with being taken to a fast food joint for a date. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 19 minutes ago, The Moonster said: See also: Couples who go on "Date Night's" and check themselves into Nando's or Five Guys. Just how wide must your fanny be if you're delighted with being taken to a fast food joint for a date. Don't really understand why anyone feels the need to check themselves in on social media when they are out anywhere. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Don't really understand why anyone feels the need to check themselves in on social media when they are out anywhere. Attention seeking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 57 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Don't really understand why anyone feels the need to check themselves in on social media when they are out anywhere. Because the drones have been convinced that everything they do is interesting and all their 'friends' are just bursting to know what they're up to. All the time. FWIW it's the Christmas dinner in the Mess tonight. I'm no really in the mood but I'm sure a few cheeky pints of Spitfire will get me in the mood. Stand by for further updates 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Because the drones have been convinced that everything they do is interesting and all their 'friends' are just bursting to know what they're up to. All the time. FWIW it's the Christmas dinner in the Mess tonight. I'm no really in the mood but I'm sure a few cheeky pints of Spitfire will get me in the mood. Stand by for further updates [emoji6] RAF lads, drinking Spitfire, nd calling other folk drones.....Deary me 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drs Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Getting a tattoo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: RAF lads, drinking Spitfire, nd calling other folk drones..... Deary me Good one. Surprised you thought of it that quickly Just now, drs said: Getting a tattoo. That's nice. What of? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, drs said: Getting a tattoo. That's thrown a net over Edinburgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 35 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Because the drones have been convinced that everything they do is interesting and all their 'friends' are just bursting to know what they're up to. All the time. FWIW it's the Christmas dinner in the Mess tonight. I'm no really in the mood but I'm sure a few cheeky pints of Spitfire will get me in the mood. Stand by for further updates Roger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 6 hours ago, The Moonster said: See also: Couples who go on "Date Night's" and check themselves into Nando's or Five Guys. Just how wide must your fanny be if you're delighted with being taken to a fast food joint for a date. The date night 1 does my head in. A few years ago it was I'm going out tonight for dinner wi the Mrs. Nowadays because someone has managed to start a trend it's "date night" Just admit you hate the sight of your wife and stop trying to save your dead end marriage with social media buzzwords you c**t. Also hand in your man card you p***k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Still listening to the music of those 2 guys that were in Oasis. Being over 19 and wearing you're hair like the 2 guys from Oasis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 35 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Still listening to the music of those 2 guys that were in Oasis. Being over 19 and wearing you're hair like the 2 guys from Oasis. @jamamafegan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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