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Not sure if there is a thread on this bar the have i got local news for you but this has got to be up there with f**ked up, now i can sort of see both points of this one for thinking he is funny and the other for snapping with him for doing it but i cant work out if this is funny or tragic or both:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/scientist-remote-antarctic-outpost-stabs-13490682

The shortened version is basically:

 

A scientist in a remote outpost in Antarctica plunged a kitchen knife into his colleague because he was fed up with the man telling him the endings of books, say investigators.

Sergey Savitsky, 55, and Oleg Beloguzov, 52, were avid readers to pass the lonely hours during four harsh years together.

But Savitsky became angry after Beloguzov kept telling him the endings, it is alleged.

 

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6 minutes ago, AL-FFC said:

Not sure if there is a thread on this bar the have i got local news for you but this has got to be up there with f**ked up, now i can sort of see both points of this one for thinking he is funny and the other for snapping with him for doing it but i cant work out if this is funny or tragic or both:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/scientist-remote-antarctic-outpost-stabs-13490682

The shortened version is basically:

 

A scientist in a remote outpost in Antarctica plunged a kitchen knife into his colleague because he was fed up with the man telling him the endings of books, say investigators.

Sergey Savitsky, 55, and Oleg Beloguzov, 52, were avid readers to pass the lonely hours during four harsh years together.

But Savitsky became angry after Beloguzov kept telling him the endings, it is alleged.

 

That['s pretty much the same plot as the lighthouse keepers in Chewing the Fat - except instead of telling him the endings of books, he ripped the last page out and ate it. 

 

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19 minutes ago, AL-FFC said:

Not sure if there is a thread on this bar the have i got local news for you but this has got to be up there with f**ked up, now i can sort of see both points of this one for thinking he is funny and the other for snapping with him for doing it but i cant work out if this is funny or tragic or both:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/scientist-remote-antarctic-outpost-stabs-13490682

The shortened version is basically:

 

A scientist in a remote outpost in Antarctica plunged a kitchen knife into his colleague because he was fed up with the man telling him the endings of books, say investigators.

Sergey Savitsky, 55, and Oleg Beloguzov, 52, were avid readers to pass the lonely hours during four harsh years together.

But Savitsky became angry after Beloguzov kept telling him the endings, it is alleged.

 

This won't end well for Savitsky.

 

 

 

Not that I'm telling him that.

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The older I get the more I'd love to f**k off to the Antarctic and read books.

Currently it's only Steve Clarke that's keeping me here.

 

ETA - and my family of course.  Can't forget them.  Steve Clarke and my family.

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The older I get the more I'd love to f**k off to the Antarctic and read books.
Currently it's only Steve Clarke that's keeping me here.
 
ETA - and my family of course.  Can't forget them.  Steve Clarke and my family.


My girlfriend signed up for some website where you send them 50 digital pictures a month and they print them and send them back. It’s apparently free although I have no idea how that would be the case so no doubt after a year she’ll get some big bill but f**k her that’s her issue.

Anyway every month she asks me to email across a bunch of pictures of the baby or me and the baby etc. She wasn’t happy around May time when the photos came through with Mulumbu, SSC, S(G)OD and all the other beautiful men of Kilmarnock FC.
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On 30/10/2018 at 11:32, Estragon said:

The older I get the more I'd love to f**k off to the Antarctic and read books.

Currently it's only Steve Clarke that's keeping me here.

 

ETA - and my family of course.  Can't forget them.  Steve Clarke and my family.

If you want to read books in a cold barren wasteland devoid of humanity then It's probably cheaper to just move to Saltcoats and you'd still be able to get to Killie games easily. 

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