AL-FFC Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 (edited) Not sure if there is a thread on this bar the have i got local news for you but this has got to be up there with f**ked up, now i can sort of see both points of this one for thinking he is funny and the other for snapping with him for doing it but i cant work out if this is funny or tragic or both: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/scientist-remote-antarctic-outpost-stabs-13490682 The shortened version is basically: A scientist in a remote outpost in Antarctica plunged a kitchen knife into his colleague because he was fed up with the man telling him the endings of books, say investigators. Sergey Savitsky, 55, and Oleg Beloguzov, 52, were avid readers to pass the lonely hours during four harsh years together. But Savitsky became angry after Beloguzov kept telling him the endings, it is alleged. Edited October 30, 2018 by AL-FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, AL-FFC said: Not sure if there is a thread on this bar the have i got local news for you but this has got to be up there with f**ked up, now i can sort of see both points of this one for thinking he is funny and the other for snapping with him for doing it but i cant work out if this is funny or tragic or both: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/scientist-remote-antarctic-outpost-stabs-13490682 The shortened version is basically: A scientist in a remote outpost in Antarctica plunged a kitchen knife into his colleague because he was fed up with the man telling him the endings of books, say investigators. Sergey Savitsky, 55, and Oleg Beloguzov, 52, were avid readers to pass the lonely hours during four harsh years together. But Savitsky became angry after Beloguzov kept telling him the endings, it is alleged. That['s pretty much the same plot as the lighthouse keepers in Chewing the Fat - except instead of telling him the endings of books, he ripped the last page out and ate it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 19 minutes ago, AL-FFC said: Not sure if there is a thread on this bar the have i got local news for you but this has got to be up there with f**ked up, now i can sort of see both points of this one for thinking he is funny and the other for snapping with him for doing it but i cant work out if this is funny or tragic or both: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/scientist-remote-antarctic-outpost-stabs-13490682 The shortened version is basically: A scientist in a remote outpost in Antarctica plunged a kitchen knife into his colleague because he was fed up with the man telling him the endings of books, say investigators. Sergey Savitsky, 55, and Oleg Beloguzov, 52, were avid readers to pass the lonely hours during four harsh years together. But Savitsky became angry after Beloguzov kept telling him the endings, it is alleged. This won't end well for Savitsky. Not that I'm telling him that. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moniton Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Justifiable homicide IMO 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Turns out Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time. IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 (edited) The older I get the more I'd love to f**k off to the Antarctic and read books. Currently it's only Steve Clarke that's keeping me here. ETA - and my family of course. Can't forget them. Steve Clarke and my family. Edited October 30, 2018 by Estragon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 The older I get the more I'd love to f**k off to the Antarctic and read books. Currently it's only Steve Clarke that's keeping me here. ETA - and my family of course. Can't forget them. Steve Clarke and my family.My girlfriend signed up for some website where you send them 50 digital pictures a month and they print them and send them back. It’s apparently free although I have no idea how that would be the case so no doubt after a year she’ll get some big bill but f**k her that’s her issue.Anyway every month she asks me to email across a bunch of pictures of the baby or me and the baby etc. She wasn’t happy around May time when the photos came through with Mulumbu, SSC, S(G)OD and all the other beautiful men of Kilmarnock FC. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 P&B rivalry gone wild imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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senorsoupe Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 4 hours ago, moniton said: Justifiable homicide IMO No jury would ever convict him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 His missus is fowl, so this isn't really much of a step I suppose... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 4 hours ago, senorsoupe said: No jury would ever convict him If they did, we'd never hear the end of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Turns out Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time. IMO.Well thanks for ruining Die Hard for me ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tamthebam Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 On 30/10/2018 at 11:32, Estragon said: The older I get the more I'd love to f**k off to the Antarctic and read books. Currently it's only Steve Clarke that's keeping me here. ETA - and my family of course. Can't forget them. Steve Clarke and my family. If you want to read books in a cold barren wasteland devoid of humanity then It's probably cheaper to just move to Saltcoats and you'd still be able to get to Killie games easily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 https://twitter.com/iainduff/status/1058148389072842752 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 17 hours ago, welshbairn said: https://twitter.com/iainduff/status/1058148389072842752 Her outfit hasn't changed much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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