Ready/Microwave Meals

[Bairnardo]

I tried this once. Underwhelming. 
I assume of course you mean Bolognese with macaroni rather than spaghetti or some other suitable shape of pasta and not mince in the mince & potatoes sense. 

Dont make the mistake of assuming what this fucking deviant is up to. Most normal people will get it way out. If anything, the safe thing to do is assume he is doing something so putrid you dont even want to see it written down on here.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

All sorts of wrong ffs.

1. Make a good home made mince with gravy. Peas/carrots optional. (Not a fucking tomato ragu.)

2. Make a good home made macaroni cheese. 

3. Put mince in bottom of pie dish.

4. Put macaroni cheese on top.

5. Stick in oven until top is crispy.

6. No thanks needed. 

[Bairnardo]

All sorts of wrong ffs.
1. Make a good home made mince with gravy. Peas/carrots optional. (Not a fucking tomato ragu.)
2. Make a good home made macaroni cheese. 
3. Put mince in bottom of pie dish.
4. Put macaroni cheese on top.
5. Stick in oven until top is crispy.
6. No thanks needed. 

Shetlanderd eat Macaroni cheese with baked beans. It is rancid.

You are worse.

[Miguel Sanchez]

5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I tried this once. Underwhelming. 
I assume of course you mean Bolognese with macaroni rather than spaghetti or some other suitable shape of pasta and not mince in the mince & potatoes sense. 

Dont make the mistake of assuming what this fucking deviant is up to. Most normal people will get it way out. If anything, the safe thing to do is assume he is doing something so putrid you dont even want to see it written down on here.

I'd like to be able to say I'm disappointed, but I'm not. 

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

All sorts of wrong ffs.

1. Make a good home made mince with gravy. Peas/carrots optional. (Not a fucking tomato ragu.)

2. Make a good home made macaroni cheese. 

3. Put mince in bottom of pie dish.

4. Put macaroni cheese on top.

5. Stick in oven until top is crispy.

6. No thanks needed. 

You're  a pie dish.

[Bairnardo]

I'd like to be able to say I'm disappointed, but I'm not. 

Looking at his description of his meal reminds me of the Mighty Boosh definition of retro. "Elements of the past and present combined to make something not quite as good as either".

This mushroom supper w****r has literally taken the time to cook two perfectly good, seperate meals and combined them into what is no doubt a fairly ugly beige slop and is now peddling its virtues to us.

I am fucking horrified.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Looking at his description of his meal reminds me of the Mighty Boosh definition of retro. "Elements of the past and present combined to make something not quite as good as either".

This mushroom supper w****r has literally taken the time to cook two perfectly good, seperate meals and combined them into what is no doubt a fairly ugly beige slop and is now peddling its virtues to us.

I am fucking horrified.

My work here is done.

[Bairnardo]

My work here is done.

I hate you

[carpetmonster]

I put egg wash on macaroni and call it maccy dip dip.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Just now, carpetmonster said:

I put egg wash on macaroni and call it maccy dip dip.

Pervert

[carpetmonster]

Pervert

Only if you put it on someone else's caroni.

[Bold Rover]

^^^How to cook thread for much of the above pish. Getting back to topic:

[A96]

1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Erm...No.

Have you even had lasagne, min?

Having seen your detailed description of this abortion , I stand corrected and am happy to accept that it’s f**k all like lasagne.

Have you heard from Cow & Gate’s lawyers yet ?

[Venti]

9 minutes ago, Bold Rover said:

^^^How to cook thread for much of the above pish. Getting back to topic:

OT says 'microwave' that pic says 'oven cook'

[Bold Rover]

44 minutes ago, Slenderman said:

OT says 'microwave' that pic says 'oven cook'

I interpret the thread title's oblique mark as meaning "or."

[welshbairn]

1 hour ago, Bold Rover said:

^^^How to cook thread for much of the above pish. Getting back to topic:

You'd be cheaper flying to Texas or Mexico and sitting in a cantina for that. Slight exaggeration but it's a lot to pay for ordinary food in fancy but pointless packaging. 

[tongue_tied_danny]

2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

All sorts of wrong ffs.

1. Make a good home made mince with gravy. Peas/carrots optional. (Not a fucking tomato ragu.)

2. Make a good home made macaroni cheese. 

3. Put mince in bottom of pie dish.

4. Put macaroni cheese on top.

5. Stick in oven until top is crispy.

6. No thanks needed. 

The Golf Inn in Montrose used to serve that. They called it Athenian Mince.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

24 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said:

They called it Athenian Mince.

 

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

I don't know who Charlie Bigham is but I'm sure he's a w**k.

[Bairnardo]

17 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I don't know who Charlie Bigham is but I'm sure he's a w**k.

No the biggest w**k on this thread though