pandarilla Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Day to day discussions relating to the bumbling, chinless twat. He's currently giving a trumpesqian speech in Manchester relating to his Northern powerhouse plan - building a railway between Manchester and Leeds. He's went off message a few times, notably guessing when Stephenson's rocket was a thing (it was behind him at the time). Spending promises a plenty. Any suggestion where his magic money tree is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagyar 2nd Tier Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 34 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Day to day discussions relating to the bumbling, chinless twat. He's currently giving a trumpesqian speech in Manchester relating to his Northern powerhouse plan - building a railway between Manchester and Leeds. He's went off message a few times, notably guessing when Stephenson's rocket was a thing (it was behind him at the time). Spending promises a plenty. Any suggestion where his magic money tree is? His money will be based on the 39 billion he doesn't want to give EU. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Can't see this thread being busy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunfermline Don Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 I wonder if this will be his speech when he comes here on Monday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 https://www.indy100.com/article/boris-johnson-tory-leadership-theresa-may-racist-sexist-comments-8917876 Say no more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor von Doom Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 "Whooooooooooosssshhhhh!" Satire. It "offends" some people. Including, somewhat worryingly, a massively disproportionate number of Scots. It goes completely over the heads of some people. If I were English (which I'm not) and if I believed that Enlightenment values are an essential keystone of any healthy society (which I do), I'd want the inhabitants of what used to be a Western, Enlightenment country - but which has now become obsessed with outlawing "offensive" singing, prosecuting "nazi" dugs and a delusional nationalism bent on representing the Act of Union (possibly the most generous Act granted by a major power to an impoverished and traditionally hostile sovereign state in the history of Europe) as a repressive and imperialist subjugation of a nation - placed under lock & key on a permanent basis. I'd certainly edge towards believing that Hadrian and Longshanks were on the right lines. Sealing-off Scotland and repatriating all Scots to the S.N.P. utopia, funded by oil-wealth, tourist dollars... ehhh.... fishing?.... ehhh... maybe some traditional mercenary activity, that sort of thing, could be seen as a sound policy - for both Scotland and the U.K. England's going down the same treacherously slippery path of outlawing heretical, blasphemous and seditious opinions that the threaten the current unthinking orthodoxy, but Scotland's descending it like Franz Klammer going down the Hahnenkamm. Anyone believing in Enlightenment values will justifiably have hugely negative opinions of Scotland. As with all negative opinions of all cultural, ideological, sociological, theological or political values, the negative opinions of groups espousing values are based on something approaching a thinking analysis and subsequent rejection of those values, not on some "gut-reaction hatred" (inevitably categorised as an "ism" or "phobia" by our orthodox "right-minded" overlords) unthinkingly founded on meaningless trivialities. Appallingly, "ists" and "phobes" are not Nasty Evil People Not At All Like Us, whose brains don't work. They have cognitive processes identical to our own... even if they're Scottish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor von Doom Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 14 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: https://www.indy100.com/article/boris-johnson-tory-leadership-theresa-may-racist-sexist-comments-8917876 Say no more. Maybe Narjas might like to publish a list of the most "offensive" things said by Mohammed (pbuh) - ehhh, sorry, I mean, "said by Allah"; Mohammed (pbuh) did not produce his own work, he merely performed Allah's - all of which Narjas is presumably required to defend unto death as self-evident and incontestable truths... death being the likely outcome in whichever country Narjas claims "heritage" from, in the event that he were not to defend these self-evident and incontestable truths from criticism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor von Doom Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 As many have said, "I hate hate Conservatives, but I really, really f***in' despise Liberals!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 That’s the biggest bowl of word salad I have ever seen, and some of the worst trolling.1.3 / 10. Will not read again. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor von Doom Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, J_Stewart said: That’s the biggest bowl of word salad I have ever seen, and some of the worst trolling. 1.3 / 10. Will not read again. Excellent. Reading can lead you to being groomed, brainwashed or radicalised. Promising not to read again is a great first step on your path to orthodoxy. Well done. Listen only to what our overlords wish you to listen to. Preferably in a "Safe Space." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, J_Stewart said: That’s the biggest bowl of word salad I have ever seen, and some of the worst trolling. 1.3 / 10. Will not read again. Summarised translation: Victor von Banana thinks the journalist Narjas Zadat sounds a bit muslimy so is incapable of accurately quoting Our Lord Boris. Edited due to personal enlightenment. Edited July 27, 2019 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 "Whooooooooooosssshhhhh!" Satire. It "offends" some people. Including, somewhat worryingly, a massively disproportionate number of Scots. It goes completely over the heads of some people. If I were English (which I'm not) and if I believed that Enlightenment values are an essential keystone of any healthy society (which I do), I'd want the inhabitants of what used to be a Western, Enlightenment country - but which has now become obsessed with outlawing "offensive" singing, prosecuting "nazi" dugs and a delusional nationalism bent on representing the Act of Union (possibly the most generous Act granted by a major power to an impoverished and traditionally hostile sovereign state in the history of Europe) as a repressive and imperialist subjugation of a nation - placed under lock & key on a permanent basis. I'd certainly edge towards believing that Hadrian and Longshanks were on the right lines. Sealing-off Scotland and repatriating all Scots to the S.N.P. utopia, funded by oil-wealth, tourist dollars... ehhh.... fishing?.... ehhh... maybe some traditional mercenary activity, that sort of thing, could be seen as a sound policy - for both Scotland and the U.K. England's going down the same treacherously slippery path of outlawing heretical, blasphemous and seditious opinions that the threaten the current unthinking orthodoxy, but Scotland's descending it like Franz Klammer going down the Hahnenkamm. Anyone believing in Enlightenment values will justifiably have hugely negative opinions of Scotland. As with all negative opinions of all cultural, ideological, sociological, theological or political values, the negative opinions of groups espousing values are based on something approaching a thinking analysis and subsequent rejection of those values, not on some "gut-reaction hatred" (inevitably categorised as an "ism" or "phobia" by our orthodox "right-minded" overlords) unthinkingly founded on meaningless trivialities. Appallingly, "ists" and "phobes" are not Nasty Evil People Not At All Like Us, whose brains don't work. They have cognitive processes identical to our own... even if they're Scottish. f**k me, Roy Cropper has joined P & B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tibbermoresaint Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 15 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I always find folk who cite enlightenment values a bit weird. It's like they all think we pro indy folk want what Andrew Fletcher wanted. Don't we? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Summarised translation: David von Icke thinks the journalist Narjas Zadat sounds a bit muslimy so is incapable of objective comment on Our Lord Boris.The first post is 8 paragraphs to essentially say “Uz SNPers r all snowflakes, lolz”.Quite a feat to drag it out so long, IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Boris having to tell the crowd to applaud is so funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Dunfermline Don said: I wonder if this will be his speech when he comes here on Monday? According to The National's fact check, Boris published it but he did not write it. The author was James Michie (presumably a Scot?) who worked for The Spectator. The quote is from a "satirical poem" called "Friendly Fire" - https://www.thenational.scot/news/17711776.fact-check-did-boris-johnson-call-scottish-people-a-verminous-race/. Disgusting drivel that should not have been published. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 I wonder if this will be his speech when he comes here on Monday?A number of No voting Scots and **** will agree with him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 "Whooooooooooosssshhhhh!" Satire. It "offends" some people. Including, somewhat worryingly, a massively disproportionate number of Scots. It goes completely over the heads of some people. If I were English (which I'm not) and if I believed that Enlightenment values are an essential keystone of any healthy society (which I do), I'd want the inhabitants of what used to be a Western, Enlightenment country - but which has now become obsessed with outlawing "offensive" singing, prosecuting "nazi" dugs and a delusional nationalism bent on representing the Act of Union (possibly the most generous Act granted by a major power to an impoverished and traditionally hostile sovereign state in the history of Europe) as a repressive and imperialist subjugation of a nation - placed under lock & key on a permanent basis. I'd certainly edge towards believing that Hadrian and Longshanks were on the right lines. Sealing-off Scotland and repatriating all Scots to the S.N.P. utopia, funded by oil-wealth, tourist dollars... ehhh.... fishing?.... ehhh... maybe some traditional mercenary activity, that sort of thing, could be seen as a sound policy - for both Scotland and the U.K. England's going down the same treacherously slippery path of outlawing heretical, blasphemous and seditious opinions that the threaten the current unthinking orthodoxy, but Scotland's descending it like Franz Klammer going down the Hahnenkamm. Anyone believing in Enlightenment values will justifiably have hugely negative opinions of Scotland. As with all negative opinions of all cultural, ideological, sociological, theological or political values, the negative opinions of groups espousing values are based on something approaching a thinking analysis and subsequent rejection of those values, not on some "gut-reaction hatred" (inevitably categorised as an "ism" or "phobia" by our orthodox "right-minded" overlords) unthinkingly founded on meaningless trivialities. Appallingly, "ists" and "phobes" are not Nasty Evil People Not At All Like Us, whose brains don't work. They have cognitive processes identical to our own... even if they're Scottish. Absolute eye rape. Please make your suicide note a bit shorter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Here's a real Boris gem on President Erdogan of Turkey - https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/may/19/boris-johnson-wins-most-offensive-erdogan-poem-competition “There was a young fellow from Ankara, Who was a terrific wankerer. “Till he sowed his wild oats, With the help of a goat, But he didn’t even stop to thankera.” Bizarre schoolboy sense of humour even by Old Etonian standards! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 According to The National's fact check, Boris published it but he did not write it. The author was James Michie (presumably a Scot?) who worked for The Spectator. The quote is from a "satirical poem" called "Friendly Fire" - https://www.thenational.scot/news/17711776.fact-check-did-boris-johnson-call-scottish-people-a-verminous-race/. Disgusting drivel that should not have been published. [emoji107]Michie was from London I think, not Scottish as far as I can see.I wonder what was suppose to be satirical about it? It’s neither funny, parody, or even having a laugh at supposed characteristics, it’s simply a racist rant trying to excuse itself by claiming to be satirical. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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