Falcor Roar Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Pet Jeden said: With a sausage in my hand I'll have a go at anything. Oft. One for the watching imho. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Jeden Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Falcor Roar said: Oft. One for the watching imho. My sausage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Any chance you could make that emoji a wee bit bigger, Pet? Only that my nan - who's blind, in Australia and has been dead for 15 years - can't quite see it. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snifter Pee Rot Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Anybody noticed we don't have a black player this season while Sevco are brimming with them? Meanwhile Sevco fans glorify KKK fan and razor thug Fullerton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Jeden Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 8 hours ago, HibsFan said: Any chance you could make that emoji a wee bit bigger, Pet? Only that my nan - who's blind, in Australia and has been dead for 15 years - can't quite see it. Big sausage. Big emoji. Your Nan would have approved - maybe she did? What was her name? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, Pet Jeden said: Okay, okay. I’ll confess to having had one wee peek at the first verse and tbf to Aim Here it is a good parody. But for the benefit of rest of the Hibbies on here - McGonagall is not cool. He is to great poetry what Craigentinny is to great golf courses. I'm sure most of the Working Class Warrior Poets from northeast Edinburgh are well aware of the relation of William McGonagall to the greats of the written word, so I'm not sure we're in need of your advice on those matters. Now the relative merits of Craigentinny golf course - that's a handy bit of new information that we could perhaps do with. I can well imagine being trapped in a saloon bar or distant cousin's wedding with people far outwith my usual social remit where bringing up a jibe at Craigentinny's expense might allow me to camouflage myself socially until I can make good my escape. Good to know, cheers. Edited August 9, 2019 by Aim Here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Day Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Aim Here said: I'm sure most of the Working Class Warrior Poets from northeast Edinburgh are well aware of the relation of William McGonagall to the greats of the written word, so I'm not sure we're in need of your advice on those matters. Now the relative merits of Craigentinny golf course - that's a handy bit of new information that we could perhaps do with. I can well imagine being trapped in a saloon bar or distant cousin's wedding with people far outwith my usual social remit where bringing up a jibe at Craigentinny's expense might allow me to camouflage myself socially until I can make good my escape. Good to know, cheers. I am envisaging this event taking place in "the bowling club" where all the auld worthies are throwing back bowfing pints of Belhaven Best and looking confused when you dont return the wee tickle when they give you a handshake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcor Roar Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 17 hours ago, Pet Jeden said: My cock? 9 hours ago, Pet Jeden said: Big walloper. Big emoji. Your Nan would have approved - maybe she did? What was her name? Detracts attention from a previous heids gone by: a) offering an unwanted sexual proposition to another poster and; b) attempting to solicit information pertaining to the sexual preferences of another posters dead Australian grandmother. Its a bold strategy tbf 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Jeden Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 16 minutes ago, Falcor Roar said: Detracts attention from a previous heids gone by: a) offering an unwanted sexual proposition to another poster and; b) attempting to solicit information pertaining to the sexual preferences of another posters dead Australian grandmother. Its a bold strategy tbf Close. But you’re missing the difference between “cock” which is crude and aggressive and “sausage” which is innuendo. And to my simple mind, funny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the west curve Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) I hope 500 fans outside in a space bigger that a football pitch can form an orderly queue and not pretend to be crushed. Edited August 9, 2019 by the west curve 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Jeden Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 On 09/08/2019 at 09:43, Aim Here said: I'm sure most of the Working Class Warrior Poets from northeast Edinburgh are well aware of the relation of William McGonagall to the greats of the written word, so I'm not sure we're in need of your advice on those matters. Now the relative merits of Craigentinny golf course - that's a handy bit of new information that we could perhaps do with. I can well imagine being trapped in a saloon bar or distant cousin's wedding with people far outwith my usual social remit where bringing up a jibe at Craigentinny's expense might allow me to camouflage myself socially until I can make good my escape. Good to know, cheers. You're welcome, AH. But, if I were you, you might want to avoid such flowery language in most pub or family settings, . You don't know what reaction you might get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Wonder if Brother Beaton will have drinks on the house tomorrow evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snifter Pee Rot Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, Lofarl said: Wonder if Brother Beaton will have drinks on the house tomorrow evening. Drinks will be on the Big House. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GS11 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Cmon the gers!!Aribo to run the show today.[emoji776]55 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenlantern Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Oh look... a fan. Was beginning to think they were all still trapped outside Kilmarnock. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GS11 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Oh look... a fan. Was beginning to think they were all still trapped outside Kilmarnock. Morning Squire! -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Hibees will need to step it up a gear or two from last weekend.Guaranteed to have a howler given against them too. Lots of goals and fights please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zing. Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 This could be the game that the *** eventually pump us. Last few meetings have been one way traffic but we’ve managed to hilariously squeeze results out of nowhere. Scooter Allan needs to have a stormer and we have to become less shite everywhere else on the park. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Day Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 3 hours ago, GS11 said: Morning Squire! Why to people like Arfield feel the need to play up to that "friends of the Armed Forces" pish by saluting the fat Greggs munchers in the stands? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TavTastic Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Any win will do. Hopefully the manager starts Morelos while not going with too much rotation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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