Sergeant Wilson Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 My sex Waits for me Like a mongrel waits Downwind on a tight rope leash Early Ultravox, a tiny bit pretentious, but all the better for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 58 minutes ago, coprolite said: Any port in a storm I have been told a bear a striking resemblance to Fraserburgh tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 5 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town. Maybe try the jail? Works for Apple renegades in the modern age, but. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 You're the one for me, fattieNothing wrong with a wee bit of chub now and again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cptn Hooch Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Do you take sugar? One lump or two? Def Leppard - Pour some sugar on me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said: On 23/10/2021 at 09:02, coprolite said: You're the one for me, fattie Nothing wrong with a wee bit of chub now and again. There are lyrically elegant ways to express the sentiment though. Here's Fishbone: "I love ya Cholly with your big fat body Oh oh golly Cholly you're just chubbly wubbly wobbly You make me happy when you shake-ling your tub of taffy You wiggly jiggly do the Fatso Fatty do the Ripple. Cholly" Timeless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicate Flower Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 One for the kids. Mike Oldfield, “Moonlight Shadow”. # 4am in the morning, carried away… # whit? 4am in the morning? As opposed to 4am in … what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 All the boys think she's a spy She's got Bette Davis eyes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 He thinks that I'm a cabbage, cause I hate University Challenge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 I just had the misfortune to hear "Canter" by Gerry Cinnamon. It contains the following verse... "Because the hardest part of the game Isn't even playing the game It's caring enough to care about the things that you're daein' Oh it's a wee crying shame Here comes the rain" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life on Marrs? Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses, War Pigs by Black Sabbath or Abra, abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya, Abracadabra by Steve Miller Band Both good enough songs despite this though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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