D.A.F.C Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Was he the ancient modern studies or history Scouser? Get yer booooooochs out. In his class one day he pulled down the blackboard and someone had written AULD MAN in very large letters. He never noticed but it kept us amused for the lesson. That's him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 32 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: Threesome with F and H from Steps. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Have to commend you on maintaining a boner under those circumstances tbh, talk about pressure. It wasn’t that hard (pun intended), to be honest with you, I could have come under attack by a zombie horde & still maintained that bricker, I was away to get my hole for the first time, short of cutting it off, it was staying upright. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingo ohne Flamingo Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Last holiday with my folks when I was 16. Was in Ipsos in Corfu. There was a 18-30 hotel next to us which shared our pool so I ended up hanging around with a bunch of Irish lads on the last week. These 2 lassies from Surrey kept tagging along the last few nights then on the last night the 2 lassies plus me and one of the irish lads went down to the beach. He fucked off with the fat one somewhere and done the deed. Was pretty pished, was like 4am or something. Started winching this burd who to my memory was pretty tidy, 20 year old as well. Moved along the beach, done the deed which for her being 20, I was probably shite not having a clue what I was doing except going for it like the home straight in the 400m . Anyway, story gets better. Within 5 mins of pulling my kegs back on, must've been about 5am by this point and kept on getting hearing stones getting chucked at us from the Road before one eventually hit me. So I turned round and shouted f**k OFF!! Next thing I heard was "DON'T YOU TELL YER DAD TO f**k OFF!". Almost shat myself, the burd done a runner and I walked home with my Dad who surprisingly wasn't raging. Woke up at 9am for my transfer with my maw raging and my auld man trying to avoid looking proud of me Then went a 2 year dry spell after that! With the exception of a blowie by a mates sister at a House Party in Shawlands before I passed out. Weird to think this was when I was 16, and with my Son being 12 1/2, in 4 years time he'll be reaching the same stage of his life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Who would have thought that Gunther would end up in this thread... Or that his dad is a creep as well. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Last holiday with my folks when I was 16. Was in Ipsos in Corfu. There was a 18-30 hotel next to us which shared our pool so I ended up hanging around with a bunch of Irish lads on the last week. These 2 lassies from Surrey kept tagging along the last few nights then on the last night the 2 lassies plus me and one of the irish lads went down to the beach. He fucked off with the fat one somewhere and done the deed. Was pretty pished, was like 4am or something. Started winching this burd who to my memory was pretty tidy, 20 year old as well. Moved along the beach, done the deed which for her being 20, I was probably shite not having a clue what I was doing except going for it like the home straight in the 400m [emoji23]. Anyway, story gets better. Within 5 mins of pulling my kegs back on, must've been about 5am by this point and kept on getting hearing stones getting chucked at us from the Road before one eventually hit me. So I turned round and shouted f**k OFF!! Next thing I heard was "DON'T YOU TELL YER DAD TO f**k OFF!". Almost shat myself, the burd done a runner and I walked home with my Dad who surprisingly wasn't raging. Woke up at 9am for my transfer with my maw raging and my auld man trying to avoid looking proud of me [emoji23] Then went a 2 year dry spell after that! With the exception of a blowie by a mates sister at a House Party in Shawlands before I passed out. Weird to think this was when I was 16, and with my Son being 12 1/2, in 4 years time he'll be reaching the same stage of his life [emoji85]Why was your dad out at 5am? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KnightswoodBear Posted November 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Ingo ohne Flamingo said: Last holiday with my folks when I was 16. Was in Ipsos in Corfu. There was a 18-30 hotel next to us which shared our pool so I ended up hanging around with a bunch of Irish lads on the last week. These 2 lassies from Surrey kept tagging along the last few nights then on the last night the 2 lassies plus me and one of the irish lads went down to the beach. He fucked off with the fat one somewhere and done the deed. Was pretty pished, was like 4am or something. Started winching this burd who to my memory was pretty tidy, 20 year old as well. Moved along the beach, done the deed which for her being 20, I was probably shite not having a clue what I was doing except going for it like the home straight in the 400m . Anyway, story gets better. Within 5 mins of pulling my kegs back on, must've been about 5am by this point and kept on getting hearing stones getting chucked at us from the Road before one eventually hit me. So I turned round and shouted f**k OFF!! Next thing I heard was "DON'T YOU TELL YER DAD TO f**k OFF!". Almost shat myself, the burd done a runner and I walked home with my Dad who surprisingly wasn't raging. Woke up at 9am for my transfer with my maw raging and my auld man trying to avoid looking proud of me Then went a 2 year dry spell after that! With the exception of a blowie by a mates sister at a House Party in Shawlands before I passed out. Weird to think this was when I was 16, and with my Son being 12 1/2, in 4 years time he'll be reaching the same stage of his life 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sergeant Wilson Posted November 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: Why was your dad out at 5am? To watch people having sex. 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: To watch his son having imaginary sex. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingo ohne Flamingo Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 28 minutes ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: Why was your dad out at 5am? I was only 16, he woke up and realised I wasn't in and I wasn't answering my phone so went out looking for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 I'm sure it's been mentioned already but the rapper TI will be watching this thread feeling vindicated.Creepy b*****d that he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 50 minutes ago, pandarilla said: I'm sure it's been mentioned already but the rapper TI will be watching this thread feeling vindicated. Creepy b*****d that he is. I have to admit P&B has delivered once more. @Alert Mongoose now doesn't have to kill hamsters for sexual gratification and can now just log on here and rip the heid aff it to posters stories of (mostly) underage sexual encounters. creepy b*****d that he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted November 9, 2019 Author Share Posted November 9, 2019 37 minutes ago, Dele said: I have to admit P&B has delivered once more. @Alert Mongoose now doesn't have to kill hamsters for sexual gratification and can now just log on here and rip the heid aff it to posters stories of (mostly) underage sexual encounters. creepy b*****d that he is. Still hurting Deeboy? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Still hurting Deeboy? Still a creepy b*****d, Albert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Dele said: Still a creepy b*****d, Albert? Wouldn't be giving telts when you skulked back after a ban for racism & homophobia Deeboy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: Why was your dad out at 5am? And watching youngsters screwing on the beach? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Why was your dad out at 5am? Obviously out looking for a ride as he'd heard there was 2 lassies from Surrey gagging for it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 31 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Wouldn't be giving telts when you skulked back after a ban for racism & homophobia Deeboy. Fourth time you've lied now, Slenderman. You're beginning to follow me around like you did with both this and your dotting account. It's getting kinda creepy. Best get back to punting pies out the Norseman, 'chef'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 15 minutes ago, Dele said: Fourth time you've lied now, Slenderman. You're beginning to follow me around like you did with both this and your dotting account. It's getting kinda creepy. Best get back to punting pies out the Norseman, 'chef'. We all know what gets a poster banned. You were banned Deeboy. These are facts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Just read Gunther’s holiday experience there. Good lord. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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