AL-FFC Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 50 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Presumably even when you’re riddled with coronavirus you might need to go to the toilet? That might be so but would is it 4 x 12 packs of loo roll for one person, its on a par with the still game one where navid shouts panic buy and all they have left is the domestos and the pineappleade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Post pics here of anyone at the game today wearing a mask. Think there'll be anyone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 7, 2020 Author Share Posted March 7, 2020 Just did the shopping and can confirm that in West Edinburgh the items being panic bought are toilet rolls, weetabix and canned tomatoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Fake or not fake? One way to keep figures down wid be to kill them early. https://twitter.com/ezracheungtoto/status/1236281572967374849?s=20 -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Can only forsee an increase in the number of "toilets are for customers only" signs as folk get fed up of using kitchen roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worktheshaft Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Fake or not fake? One way to keep figures down wid be to kill them early. https://twitter.com/ezracheungtoto/status/1236281572967374849?s=20 You're an idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Just did the shopping and can confirm that in West Edinburgh the items being panic bought are toilet rolls, weetabix and canned tomatoes. Weetabix? Folk realise that you need milk, and that you need to go out for milk, right? Bet somebody a tenner that they can't eat a single dry Weetabix in under a minute and you'll win every time. One bite and every drop of fluid is sooked from your body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Calder Lion Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Doesn't help when there are people as thick as the stupid young woman at the gym this morning. She walks up to the water fountain, then decided that before she fills her water bottle, it would be a good idea to cough all over the fountain, didn't even get close to trying to cover her mouth. Unfortunately in the UK this is pretty standard behaviour. No wonder one of the Chief Medical Officers said that the chances of us avoiding an epidemic in this country were "slim to zero" As someone who is on medication which impairs the immune system, I am angry that it seems there is going to be danger everywhere thanks to the ignorance of others. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 10 minutes ago, Worktheshaft said: 19 minutes ago, charon said: Fake or not fake? One way to keep figures down wid be to kill them early. https://twitter.com/ezracheungtoto/status/1236281572967374849?s=20 You're an idiot. I've read your posts. I'll take that as a compliment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Just now, East Calder Lion said: Doesn't help when there are people as thick as the stupid young woman at the gym this morning. She walks up to the water fountain, then decided that before she fills her water bottle, it would be a good idea to cough all over the fountain, didn't even get close to trying to cover her mouth. Unfortunately in the UK this is pretty standard behaviour. No wonder one of the Chief Medical Officers said that the chances of us avoiding an epidemic in this country were "slim to zero" As someone who is on medication which impairs the immune system, I am angry that it seems there is going to be danger everywhere thanks to the ignorance of others. People going to a gym isn't "standard behaviour" So you are whining for no reason. Don't want to encounter folk like that, don't go. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tony Ferrino Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 48 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Just did the shopping and can confirm that in West Edinburgh the items being panic bought are toilet rolls, weetabix and canned tomatoes. What about trapped potatoes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 51 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Weetabix? Folk realise that you need milk, and that you need to go out for milk, right? Have you never had weetabix and tinned tomatoes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 28 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Culture Club tribute act? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 https://mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN20T1BL This is deemed international news worthy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 David Abel now claiming to have retested positive. Fuckers probably injecting samples into his eyes for attention 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 23 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have you never had weetabix and tinned tomatoes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 (edited) This unfathomable craze for hoarding toilet paper wouldn't have happened before the internet imo. Soap and tinned food maybe, and possibly face masks, but I think the loo roll is solely down to Youtube and twitter. Thing is, if you see all these people at it it's hard not to think you should get some before the nutters get it all, so I got twice the usual when I went shopping and am part of the problem. Spoiler P.S. I've occasionally had weetabix spread with butter, surprisingly tasty if there's no milk. Edited March 7, 2020 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 @bigthink Masturbation boosts your immune system and raises your white blood cell count, helping you fight off infection and illness: https://t.co/NH8QmrLw7P https://t.co/9XzaI5FnvJ My immune system will be similar to captain scarlets if this is true, I'm fine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 I've mentioned her before, but I knew a girl who ate toilet roll. She clearly had an eating disorder and was dieting before her wedding. She ate the bog roll as, apparently, it expands and fills you up. I thought it would just dissolve in stomach acid. Anyway, she swore it worked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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