dirty dingus Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 minute ago, WATTOO said: In breaking news, the Mr Whippy Ice cream van has just appeared !!! Suppose it could be argued a double nugget is a necessity after an hours outdoor exersise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) Went for a walk and went past half a dozen runners who were standing together and laughing. weird household that Edited March 29, 2020 by D.A.F.C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, WATTOO said: In breaking news, the Mr Whippy Ice cream van has just appeared !!! COVID-99 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Forest_Fifer Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 30 million letters, great use of resources. Yeah, let's send a letter to every household in the country, meaning the posties are going to have to visit every single house. Are Royal Mail testing people? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 minute ago, dirty dingus said: Suppose it could be argued a double nugget is a necessity after an hours outdoor exersise The good news is that the social distancing rules appear to have been perfectly observed, so no need for me to be calling the grassing hotline on this occasion. Imagine if there HAD been an issue, I could have phoned up and reported that a nugget just took a flaky outside number 99, even though the road was coned off...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 53 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Apparently the CDC in the US are going to change advice regarding wearing masks, to recommend that they should be worn if possible. Any P&Bers wearing a face mask when out and about? I've got some DIY dust masks lying about, not sure if they've be any use tho... 42 minutes ago, peasy23 said: Carlsberg don't do irony, but if they did.. You need a laugh and that's a great one from the sun tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pantene proV Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Tried to watch but couldn't focus after reading the way morgue was spelt 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jagfox Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, pantene proV said: Tried to watch but couldn't focus after reading the way morgue was spelt Main bit was most infections are from droplets so the 2 m rule. Can transfer through surfaces but they reckon that is a lesser cause. Oh, and Sweden don’t give a f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, pantene proV said: Tried to watch but couldn't focus after reading the way morgue was spelt Couldn't help but notice his continuous coughing either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginaro Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 20 minutes ago, peasy23 said: Yesterday I cut the front grass and did a general tidy up, today I'm going to paint the back fence. Closest I came to anybody yesterday other than family was about 10 yards, when one of the neighbours dropped a bag of shopping into the old couple that stay next door, which they just left on their porch. There seem to be a lot of people getting themselves seething about folk doing perfectly safe stuff. I'm at more risk out shopping or at work than I am in my own garden. Also seems a lot of folk have missed the bit that says it is ok to go out and help or care for a vulnerable person. There are also guidelines around that, if you do have to enter their house you should wash your hands when you go in, try and stay 2m apart, then wash your hands before you leave, and wear gloves and a mask if you can. The legislation says you can't leave the place where you are living - not stay indoors (section 5). And even then you have a defence against being outside of where you are living if you have a "reasonable excuse" (section 8) - which includes taking exercise, which is not limited to once a day. http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ssi/2020/103/pdfs/ssi_20200103_en.pdf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 54 minutes ago, eindhovendee said: Belarus women's Super Cup is on just now. FK Minsk v FC Borka Sdu. (1-0 for Minsk atm) I think the lack of a crowd is more to do with a possible lack of interest in women's football rather than social distancing. Looks like it will be my only source of football for a while and also looks like its carrying on for now as the President is a bit bonkers. "Why? Because Aleksandr Lukashenko, the president of the country and a man often referred to as the "last dictator in Europe," said so. (The other leagues still in action, for now, are Nicaragua, Turkmenistan, Burundi and Myanmar. "[Coronavirus] is just another psychosis, which will benefit some people and harm others," he said last week. "The civilised world is going nuts. It is absolute stupidity to close state borders. The panic can hurt us more than the virus itself" How do you watch it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 If you can find anywhere I've said people shouldn't be out in their gardens that would be great. What I do object to is playing rounds of golf, driving out to lochs for "exercise", or ambling round retail parks cause the wean is doing your head in. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 I hope this c**t gets it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/52082246 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Jez we can! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I hope this c**t gets it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/52082246 Pretty crass, to put it mildly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pantene proV Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Main bit was most infections are from droplets so the 2 m rule. Can transfer through surfaces but they reckon that is a lesser cause. Oh, and Sweden don’t give a f**k. Aah, so stuff I knew already. Apart from the Swedes not following protocol - blonde cnuts! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, Jacksgranda said: Pretty crass, to put it mildly. Me or him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Marshmallo said: If you can find anywhere I've said people shouldn't be out in their gardens that would be great. What I do object to is playing rounds of golf, driving out to lochs for "exercise", or ambling round retail parks cause the wean is doing your head in. If people with gardens can stay in them I won't have to dodge as many muppets when I'm out running so I approve. Edited March 29, 2020 by Detournement 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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