madmitch Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 7 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: Just watching Nicola fielding a press conference, confidently fielding questions from all comers with her customary aplomb. Comparing her performance with Boris the Balloon in similar situations is like comparing night with day. I just cannot for the life of me understand how the good people of England still think the sun shines out his big fat arse but they do. In fact they are pretty confident that he will single-handedly defeat this nasty virus thanks to our "fantastic NHS". Spookily similar to the NZ/Australia scenario... Due to appalling lack of leadership here, and superb leadership over there, let's surrender Australia to New Zealand immediately. Have them annex us and take control of our government. North Island, South Island, Big Island #newnewzealand Share away everyone... let's get this done 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 (edited) A patriotic wid from me. Edited April 2, 2020 by welshbairn 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Should those boys not all be back home in Bolivia or Peru with this shutdown ? Fucking hearing pans now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Tomorrow night at 8 o'clock I'm going out side to clap to show my appreciation for the television, internet and radio for helping get us through this period. Anyone else up for it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Spain from 491 to 2696 7 days later. England from 515 to 2642 7 days later. Hopefully the English growth stays fairly static for the next few days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 12 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: All words are equal but some are more equal than others, perhaps? I'd like to protest at that simplification - if only I could find the right argument. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 I've been having a wee look on worldmeters trying to look for patterns in the graphs. We keep talking about curves, but a pyramid shape seems a more fitting description. Is that better due to cases dropping off more quickly from the peak, or does it not really make much difference 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Watching the BBC news and the WHO are now recommending we wear masks. Eh that’s a naw for me. I see folk wearing them in the local shops and I just think “you twat”, I’ll stick to people thinking I’m a twat sans mask 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said: Watching the BBC news and the WHO are now recommending we wear masks. Eh that’s a naw for me. I see folk wearing them in the local shops and I just think “you twat”, I’ll stick to people thinking I’m a twat sans mask There are a shortage of masks even if people wanted to wear them. Also the WHO are terrible, both the band and the World Health Organisation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Switched over to STV to see a report from America and some redneck militia group going through training exercises for when “law and order breaks down”. ‘Murica yeah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: There are a shortage of masks even if people wanted to wear them. Also the WHO are terrible, both the band and the World Health Organisation. Clearly you’ve not visited Ayrshire this week. A ton of folk stoating about wearing DIY masks they’ve found in the shed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Just now, Thereisalight.. said: Switched over to STV to see a report from America and some redneck militia group going through training exercises for when “law and order breaks down”. ‘Murica yeah Were you saying in the championship thread you couldn't see people sticking to the rules much longer, "people going crazy"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneal Down Caster Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 I went out done a couple of claps and came in depressed. That just made me miss the football more 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 2 hours ago, doulikefish said: Will clapping the nhs replace poppy day for all the fruitloops? It's an absoloute nap the the weekly clap for our NHS and carers will soon incorporate clapping for our brave boys. Especially with the TA weekend warriors due to get their first sniff of action. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 (edited) 28 minutes ago, HooseLee said: Tomorrow night at 8 o'clock I'm going out side to clap to show my appreciation for the television, internet and radio for helping get us through this period. Anyone else up for it? over the weekend I shall be showing my appreciation to the professional pornographers, enthusiastic amateurs, pliant lovelies and desperate old hoors who have helped me get through this dystopian nightmare by sacrificing some of my stockpiled toilet roll as an appreciative and interactive homage to their work; more than once, in all probability ETA - to be strictly fair, though, I will probably not be doing that outdoors - apologies if you were thinking of joining in... Edited April 2, 2020 by Herman Hessian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Is Herman Kilt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Were you saying in the championship thread you couldn't see people sticking to the rules much longer, "people going crazy"? I meant not sticking to the rules in regard to not visiting family/friends or going to beaches or parks for a BBQ, not mass law and order breakdown that requires guns and shooting people to death 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dele said: Is Herman Kilt? I don't know but he's definitely kilt before and no doubt will again. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 14 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: over the weekend I shall be showing my appreciation to the professional pornographers, enthusiastic amateurs, pliant lovelies and desperate old hoors who have helped me get through this dystopian nightmare by sacrificing some of my stockpiled toilet roll as an appreciative and interactive homage to their work; more than once, in all probability ETA - to be strictly fair, though, I will probably not be doing that outdoors - apologies if you were thinking of joining in... To quote bill hicks I'm at the stage that I'm shooting powder. Wee tip if you're worried about your sight, do it with the light out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloPerth Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 10 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said: I meant not sticking to the rules in regard to not visiting family/friends or going to beaches or parks for a BBQ, not mass law and order breakdown that requires guns and shooting people to death Shooting people to death is very specific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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