Forest_Fifer Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Boris Johnson is a c**t. That is now taking up an NHS bed. Think that one through.Like f**k is he in an NHS hospital. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Monkey Tennis said: She's at least a decade younger than you. 9 years, in fact, almost to the day. We agreed it doesn't matter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 It's a constant source of wonder that Junior Pub League goes around thinking he's a functional homo sapiens.I have somehow never encountered, or noticed, him before, is he always that bad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: 9 years, in fact, almost to the day. We agreed it doesn't matter. Even she isn't capable of that type of misjudgement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Monkey Tennis said: Even she isn't capable of that type of misjudgement. Harsh! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Forest_Fifer said: 3 hours ago, Barney Rubble said: Boris Johnson is a c**t. That is now taking up an NHS bed. Think that one through. Like f**k is he in an NHS hospital. A Bairnardo dose but can't afford to be at the forefront over the next week or so. Edited April 5, 2020 by ayrmad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Whilst BoJo succumbing to this would definitely not be at all hilarious, I have to say i'm in two minds about it. One the one hand we might get a public holiday out of it, on the other the PM croaking will likely extend the lockdown and I'll not get my 2 weeks of hillwalking etc in May. Hmmm. Hillwalking in May. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Like f**k is he in an NHS hospital.Quite, although I was kind of hoping he would already have been reduced to a combination of dog food and glue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 7 hours ago, Dunning1874 said: Catherine Calderwood after that press conference: Soured the series a little bit for me finding out he was a real life nonce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 hour ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Soured the series a little bit for me finding out he was a real life nonce. That's method acting for you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Theres a bit where he comes out with something like " ffs, I mean, im not a nonce" at a time when he was actually up to it. Mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 State o‘ this bootlicking c**t. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Fair play Nicola going on good morning Britain.Probably the toughest gig out there facing Piers for now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Also from Airdrie.Hed just mis-manage the crisis allow it to die and buy irelands response call it NHS united and claim its the same thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 7 hours ago, H Wragg said: Hillwalking in May. It's the hope that kills you. Nah in all seriousness i know that's not happening. Main concern is getting money back for my accommodation. This will last until late summer at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 The Times reporting that the antibody tests, which the government said would be ready in weeks, would allow home testing and were going to let everyone go back to a degree of normality immediately if they were positive, have been rejected for use. Apparently they're actually only effective in showing the antibody if you've been seriously ill with it, making them useless for identifying it among a significant proportion of the population. A more accurate test which would allow widescale testing as the government intended is still months away at least. Along with ordering new prototype versions of ventilators from companies with no experience of making them while blanking established manufacturers, why is this government so insistent on chasing magic pie in the sky solutions to issues rather than just getting testing in place as soon as possible like every other country? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dunning1874 said: The Times reporting that the antibody tests, which the government said would be ready in weeks, would allow home testing and were going to let everyone go back to a degree of normality immediately if they were positive, have been rejected for use. Apparently they're actually only effective in showing the antibody if you've been seriously ill with it, making them useless for identifying it among a significant proportion of the population. A more accurate test which would allow widescale testing as the government intended is still months away at least. Along with ordering new prototype versions of ventilators from companies with no experience of making them while blanking established manufacturers, why is this government so insistent on chasing magic pie in the sky solutions to issues rather than just getting testing in place as soon as possible like every other country? I blame the scum drinking cans of cider in Pollok Park spoiling it for the rest of us! -5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dunning1874 said: The Times reporting that the antibody tests, which the government said would be ready in weeks, would allow home testing and were going to let everyone go back to a degree of normality immediately if they were positive, have been rejected for use. Apparently they're actually only effective in showing the antibody if you've been seriously ill with it, making them useless for identifying it among a significant proportion of the population. A more accurate test which would allow widescale testing as the government intended is still months away at least. Along with ordering new prototype versions of ventilators from companies with no experience of making them while blanking established manufacturers, why is this government so insistent on chasing magic pie in the sky solutions to issues rather than just getting testing in place as soon as possible like every other country? The Great British Brexit mindset. Rather shoot themselves in the foot than play second fiddle to some Johnny Foreigner. Plus the Queen said better days will return, so it's all good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dunning1874 said: The Times reporting that the antibody tests, which the government said would be ready in weeks, would allow home testing and were going to let everyone go back to a degree of normality immediately if they were positive, have been rejected for use. Apparently they're actually only effective in showing the antibody if you've been seriously ill with it, making them useless for identifying it among a significant proportion of the population. A more accurate test which would allow widescale testing as the government intended is still months away at least. Along with ordering new prototype versions of ventilators from companies with no experience of making them while blanking established manufacturers, why is this government so insistent on chasing magic pie in the sky solutions to issues rather than just getting testing in place as soon as possible like every other country? It's all in their plan, they knew these issues would arise. The more things go wrong the more we'll over promise and under deliver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Germany still seem to be doing a lot better than us. Their curve is flattening. Ours isn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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