Bohemian Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Her son is probably behind her taking an upskirt. yeah the creepy little lucky b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Kitchen roll appears to be the new hoarders' favourite item. I prefer uncut diamonds. Not much good for wiping your arse with right enough... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bohemian said: I'll donate 20 quid to a charity of your choice of you find another one Here she is as a nurse on her holidays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Just now, Bohemian said: yeah the creepy little lucky b*****d It's hard to be too critical as he does a good job with the regular pics of his mum. For any posters who are strangers to the Liz Hurley thread, her son and doppelganger, Damian, takes all the scantily-clad pics of her that end up plastered all over the tabloids etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Here she is as a nurse on her holidays. Looks like @NewBornBairn has sprayed her with his creosote gun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemian Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Here she is as a nurse on her holidays. No dice mate... and not even a decent pic... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Gove in self isolation. Fingers crossed. One of Raab's possible future competition. Each will have their fingers crossed that all the others have it. eta When I googled this story, it was the shitty/red top/wee newspapers carrying the story. No Times, Guardian, Telegraph. Maybe it was just a fluke. Edited April 7, 2020 by cyderspaceman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 10 minutes ago, hk blues said: Couldn't the online stores remove non-essential items from their websites? I don't know the logistics of doing that but seems possible. Here, you can buy whatever you like online but they won't deliver it unless it's essential. I ordered 3 solar powered pelicans for my garden about 4 weeks ago and I'm still waiting for delivery. I'm not sure why they were deemed non-essential! With all the sunshine you get in the Philippines they should have flown to yours by now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crùbag Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Really. Fck the Tories. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Creepy son. He's a wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 29 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Gove in self isolation. Fingers crossed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 31 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Gove in self isolation. Fingers crossed. Feeling sorry for the coronavirus this time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 hour ago, ali_91 said: How you feeling anyway, you drug addled old duffer? Fine, still got a cough but can now get an erection so all is good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: With all the sunshine you get in the Philippines they should have flown to yours by now. Actually, I fucked it. They are actually Flamingos. I doubt that will help move them into the essential category though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 19 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Kitchen roll appears to be the new hoarders' favourite item. With the amount of drunken living room spillages everyone must be committing I’m not surprised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 39 minutes ago, HooseLee said: You're right. St johnstone haven't lost to hearts at home for about 8 seasons. That's more because Hearts are absolute shite than any conspiracy theory. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 The PM being treated by "the finest doctors in the UK" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Gove and Boris down. Patel next plz #Torycunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bohemian said: Big time.. If anyone can find a picture of Liz Hurley in a nurse uniform could you please post.. Ive been searching all morning... Is this a whoosh. Just google 'Liz Hurley nurse'. Just caught up on the thread. Edited April 7, 2020 by The DA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairn in Exile Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 33 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Kitchen roll appears to be the new hoarders' favourite item. All this talk of tissue paper and pictures of Liz Hurley has given me an idea. I'll be back in half an hour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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