Richey Edwards Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 (edited) The banging on your door was no dream. You squint at your alarm clock, which is displaying "3:01" in its red digits. "WAKE UP" bellowed a voice that you recognise as your eccentric cousin Donovan. "I THINK I'VE DONE IT." "What is this?" you groggily wonder to yourself. The banging again. You drag yourself out of bed, carefully descending the stairs in the dark (you really need to replace that lightbulb), and open the door to see your cousin dressed in a grey Primark tracksuit. "What have you done?" "Time travel". Donovan replied as he pushed past you into your house. You sigh. Donovan was unemployed and spent most of the time smoking joints and building random things in his shed. Last week he told you that he was building a time machine out of a broken Hotpoint Aquarius that he had found abandoned up the woods. "But Donovan" you began to protest. "It's 3 in the morning, and I'm working at 9. Why did you come and tell me this now?" "Get dressed, We're going to kill Hitler." Donovan cried. "Kill Hitler?!?" "Aye! In Vienna. In 1908." What do you do? You have until 1300hrs on Sunday to decide... Edited February 7, 2020 by The Gypsy King 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Have a w**k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Kill Donovan to put him out his misery of having to live with such a stupid name, then go back to sleep. After a w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Push a push pop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 I’d probably be getting up for a pish at that time anyway. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 What would Jesus do??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Vienna in 1908? Wasn't that where he cut about the Park the same time as Stalin and Freud? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 I preferred it when Ayr fans just said racist shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawpar Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Ask Donovan what the hell he is doing wearing jobbycatchers from Primark. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 34 minutes ago, charon said: Vienna in 1908? Wasn't that where he cut about the Park the same time as Stalin and Freud? This means nothing to me, ohhhhh Vienna.... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Kill jester. KILL JESTER. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, bennett said: This means nothing to me, ohhhhh Vienna.... My mistook , it was 1913, and Tito & Trotsky were also there https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21859771 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 29 minutes ago, charon said: My mistook , it was 1913, and Tito & Trotsky were also there https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21859771 What about the rest of The Jacksons? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What about the rest of The Jacksons? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What about the rest of The Jacksons? Hitler, Freud, Stalin, Totsky and Tito made Five. Rocking Robin indeed. *Assuming 'Robin' = '50 million deaths a'comin'' in Austrian dialect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Certainly not murder a 9 year old to spend my life in solitary confinement in a horrible Austrian prison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, charon said: Hitler, Freud, Stalin, Totsky and Tito made Five. Rocking Robin indeed. *Assuming 'Robin' = '50 million deaths a'comin'' in Austrian dialect. Kill Hitler and Blame it on the Boogie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Certainly not murder a 9 year old to spend my life in solitary confinement in a horrible Austrian prison. Moral dilemma: If you were in that situation and you somehow knew that he was destined to kill millions, would you have killed a 9 year old Adolf? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Moral dilemma: If you were in that situation and you somehow knew that he was destined to kill millions, would you have killed a 9 year old Adolf?No, I'm far far too selfish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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